A man of action
Turning into an expensive boob job.
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Everything about this story seems wrong.
Young single mothers spending whatever money they have to travel abroad for cosmetic surgery. Deary me.
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Theyâre some tits
They wonât be single for long now
An investment in an Onlyfans career.
Theyâll make it back tenfold
They need to get home to mind their kids. At least they do now
Its all gone tits up for em
Desperate having to go all the way to Dubai just to find a doctor who knows what a surgical mask is for
Theyâve been studying the constitution closely in fairness, itâs amazing how many constitutional experts we have these days 
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Would many women be getting their mammaries enhanced these days? As Iâm an asexual I wouldnât really know about these things.
Christ 
Wrong forum kid. Most of us are middle aged married men who bar a midlife crisis are quite happy to put up with the size of their other halves âmammeriesâ
Speaking of crisis, not an easter egg to be got in the shops. Whatâs the story?
Too late kid. I could have sold any amount of them this week
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Easter bunny got cancelled by Simon Harris
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Fat fucks loading up on them since Valentines wknd
People eating them like Mars bars since February âŚ