Coronavirus - the deadly virus that no one dies from

Tested because of a young wan.

Same idea different disease.

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That’s the Cork weirdos for you. Probably all licking each other.

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In case I’ve covert :sweat_smile:

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The bird who isn’t under his bed catches the worm.

Talk about dramatic. “GAA season in jeopardy” because a girl at a house party tested positive :joy:

Read between the lines

They were passing her around like a tube of Pringles

A mugwump

Hiding under the bed.

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As long as they were wearing a condom over their heads

I have done my research and hear this house party is a storm in a teacup.

They’re from Cork, so they probably were

Worse than Covid I heard.

There was some lad on the wireless yesterday evening defending his daughter’s honour. She had an out of control house party but was only meant to be a small party. A private story on SC and some one made it public etc blah blah. And hundreds turned up.

The thick cunt made some fool of himself.

Sneakier

Close the borders

@Batigol will be tipping the forelock and waving them through in the morning.

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Its grand though cause all those arrivals are self isolating and not going around trying to see as much of the country as possible

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Make sure they fill in the form @Batigol

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He’s been pining for a few pints all day - he’s also been processing Brazilian and Texan passenger forms all day. Letting him loose on Dame Lane now could tip us right over the edge.

How did the magic R shoot up to one? New cases are well below 30 a day… wasn’t that a figure being put forward a couple of months back, to keep it below that and we’ll be flying i?