Coronavirus - the deadly virus that no one dies from

May they rest in peace

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The same precautions yes we get these every year and 15 mins on the six one news a week. Not a shut down of life in general.

Stop spreading rumours about the dead.

These show the 7 day global trend. Definitely a leveling off of cases and deaths are on a definite downward trend since mid August.

Looks like lots of lazy cunts around the world don’t work weekends

We’re europe’s experiment country. Roll it out here first to see how it’ll go. What is an Irishman? A wimp who crawls.

Is this correct @Bod95?

Yes 54 cases in Dublin

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The virus having as much hassle as the British empire in taking over Dublin

10,749 Tests completed in the past 24 hours.

156 of those were positive. 1.45%

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in fairness, if mac had a runny nose itd flood most of north wexford

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:smiley:

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Fuck all so in other words. Hope limerick is low as well. Give the cunts no excuses

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ok, now
why are you sharing this piece of information with us? - what can we do with it?
of the 10749 who went for tests - how many had symptoms ? - that would be a decent place to start

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You can print it off and shove it up your hole if you like.

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you are on here telling us you are in the office 5 days a week - printing off handing lads numbers is the reason why.
you wont get this advice in there with those maggots so its up to you - we’re not trying to school you ( well maybe a little)

now
lets say you are reporting out on this situation
why do you lead with a post like that?

in your own time @Copper_pipe

what information are you trying to get across to your audience with those numbers above and why

Ah lovely.

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The only numbers that count are ICU.

I think we can safely assume that most of those being tested have some symptoms, if TFK is anything to go by, with every kid’s sniffle leading to a desire for a test (even though apparently kids aren’t getting symptoms if they have the Covid virus).

10,747 is a decent daily sampling number from a statistical standpoint, what the 1.45% positive number is telling you is that the virus isn’t widespread in the community, and that’s what you would expect given the fact most people are following guidelines and the state of utter panic people are in.

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