Coronavirus - the deadly virus that no one dies from

That was the reasoning I was thinking. Leave Dublin open as limeick has highest numbers now

196 cases.

107 Dublin. 11 Limerick. 12 Waterford. 7 Kildare.

Limerick on the precipice of lockdown

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Might be time to put the bed you’re hiding under under another bed

Me? I’ve been OIUTF from the start

That was more a general “you”

We’re brothers in OIUTF-ness

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Seems to be more likely they’ll restrict the number of people can visit your house or something

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122 of those tests were positive. Approx 0.99%

8% of asymptomatic close contacts are testing positive

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We had a new bed delivered yesterday. It’s got a base that is solid, unlike the old one, which was a traditional wooden lad. It is now impossible le to get under my bed! What the fuck do I do?

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Have you tried sticking your thumb up your hole?

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Might it be fair to say 8% of people have it at any one time?

Be interesting to get a breakdown of how many tests per county

Casedemic

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Prop up each corner with stacks of books to the appropriate height.
Your welcome.

That’s just how the last bed worked!

Hey, if it’s not broken, don’t fix it.

Shur lookit, ju’know. The next 14 days are vital.

I got a notification on my Covid app that I had no close contacts with a positive case in the last week.