Coronavirus - the deadly virus that no one dies from

I’d imagine they eliminated that bias.

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What is the obsession with travel? Most of Europe has had free travel for over a month with between the EU and 13 other safe countries without significant spikes. Why is Ireland so fearful of travel when most of our peers consider it safe? It seems bizarre.

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Because the health service has shut down all the extra capacity and they’re afraid the schools won’t open. Paddy won’t stay under the bed if he goes to Santa Ponza.

We’ll probably end up defeating common cold from all this. Be interesting to see if other illnesses are curtailed due to lockdown, hygiene and social distancing

The bald lads just need a cure for baldness now.

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We have no health service and there afraid to start it up as the COVID panic gives them a handy excuse to keep it shut

We need someone to blame for all this panic.

So when can we go back to normal?

Liverpool are about to be lift the league trophy. We are back to normal.

You’d be very skeptical about someone who rings in sick with a cold from here on in.

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Yeah. How the fuck did they catch that.

Grown men hardly need a day off work with a cold?

No but grown bald men will

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Only in public service

Heart beating at 5 times the normal rate after 5 weeks was just mentioned on RTE, we laughed at this earlier, sounds insane

Over 300 bpm??

Is that even possible?

You can’t make up some the claims about the virus been throw about. Project fear is being rampped up

It’d have to be just a rapid spike or something? You’d be dead otherwise surely

5 times @TreatyStones’ normal BPM on a 5k run would only be in the low 120s.

5 times @flattythehurdler’s normal BPM on a 5k run would still be in Ed’s head.

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Insurance?