the brits are at the same lark. making it up as they go along.
50 people at Christmas mass 
Still all about the PR battle. If the media politicians and general public push enough for level 2 we’ll get it. Up to now a majority of all the above still supported nphet
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The Catholic Church Ltd should start selling tickets. There’ll be huge demand amongst the once-a-year brigade.
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I presume altar servers will get 2 free tickets for the parents. In like P Flynn.
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Can I stream it on my illegal IPTV service?
There’ll be lads selling side-aisle tickets for double face value on the walk up to the church.
I can see the Rory’s Storys sketch already.
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Good. Half the fuckers dont go near the place for the rest of the year.
Christmas Mass in our church every year and I mean every year.
Start of mass. Please switch off your phones.
Just before the end of the mass. Phone Rings.
Father. I thought I told every one to switch off their phones.
Lady in the front row holding phone. It’s for you father.
Father. Me?
Lady. Yes.
Father. Who is it?
Lady. It’s Santa.
Father. Santa? Give me the phone.
How are you Santa. Where? You’re over Russia? You must be ahead of schedule? I will I will tell all the little boys and girls to go to bed earlier than usual tonight so that they are not awake when you call.
Do you hear that boys and girls?
Boys and girls. Yes father.
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Jaysus I hope its Christmas Even Mass.
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Who’s the woman that Santa does be ringing the auld horn dog
What used to be midnight mass. Now I believe it’s called a vigil mass.
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They don’t like that
Tony is pushing hard to keep us at level 5 until January
Course he is.
Is that not happening already?
The Micks have a terrible problem with booze.
Underage only. IRFU has told all adult rugby training to be individual. Under 18 and below can train in pods of 15 non contact. At least the kids get out and enjoy themselves which is a silver lining
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