Coronavirus Thread - Pause before - The Final Battle (Part 1)

Surely @EstebanSexface could sort this.
They must not have known this limitation existed ? Otherwise they surely would have fixed it given we came close to breaching 2000 in the past.

The Y2K virus it seems. That was massive 21 years ago.

I’m still waiting on the call from chump for me to sort this out. Can I’ll need your IT expertise to sort this out.

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In fairness to Pfizer, Rishi Sunak etc have a very short window of opportunity here. It’s a very delicate balance

Sit by the phone today, I’d say you’re uppermost in his thoughts

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It won’t be today anyway. Monday lunchtime maybe.

When Gavan says there that even if the data input was totally automated and seamless it would max out at 2k. So that says the data input isnt totally automated and seamless.

That’s a rebuild as opposed to a fix right there.

I’d fucking hate to see the process and software.

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This is an emergency. His expertise is urgently required.

Monday breakfast time?

He’ll have the tender by this time next year

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This could be fixed in 48hrs if they wanted with all of their data refreshed right?

Its possibly more complicated given the system probably feeds into other reporting systems.

Or they could just add a zero to the Max Entries parameter.

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He just needs to whistle into his garden hose. Thats my bat signal

It seems that there are cases of covid that cover every symptom possible.

They probably need to delete some cache data or move the cells forward from aparil due to the large amount of data in the excel.

Time to stop counting lads

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What is daily case requirement to close schools?

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There isn’t one, as far as I am aware

1.2 million

Are we going to fuck up the roll out of this vaccine is th question. Can’t take the chance with Dr tony and :egg: running the show.

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