Coronavirus Thread (sponsored by Anthony Fauci & Pfizer) (Part 5)

If thereā€™s one book you read this year then thereā€™s probably bigger issues and a load of classics you should try and read before this. If you read a lot then adding this one will do you no harm.

The Ulterior Motive

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Mate of mine was hung like a dinosaur and reckons it cost him the ride a good few times when he produced it in all itā€™s glory , birds would say thatā€™s not going near them ā€¦ he reckoned it was only of value to the larger ladies

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Anyhow, big vaginas asideā€¦is it any wonder the NHS is on its knees when random punters can just walk into a pharmacy, ask if theyā€™ve lateral flow tests, be asked how many, and reply 3, and be handed 3, without so much as a why, who for or by your leave.
3 boxes of 7 mind, not 3 tests. And them made in China. Iā€™d say the Chinese lads are selling them at at a premium and then flying over to have them handed back free of charge.

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ā€œSmall jockeys need not applyā€

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Thatā€™s from the Neil Ferguson school of predictive modelling.

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What case numbers per day for the 2020 Christmas period did the brains trust on this forum predict around this time last year?

My general recollection is that yis were caught completely on the hop and were utterly flabbergasted when the thing suddenly exploded.

Not everyone is used to wearing masks for years like yourself mate.

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Interesting thatā€™s the first thing that came into your mind but who am I to criticise your sexual inclinations?

Each to their own.

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No mate, itā€™s a gimp mask and you are just a gimp.

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Superb deb8ing. Thatā€™s why youā€™re a key member of this forumā€™s brains trust.

Iā€™m not debating iā€™m just calling you what you clearly are, submission and masks is clearly your thing no need to feel embarrassed.

I accept your submission.

peter greene gimp GIF

There was a lad I was in college with had a massive cock but wasnā€™t able to talk to girls. He would get a friend to pull his pants down on the dancefloor so everyone would get a flash of it. Within 30 minutes heā€™d have a girl up to him to take him home.

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Glas is a bit of a dose, but I actually feel bad for him here.

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I think we all know who the ā€œfriendā€ was.

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The main thing that has flabbergasted me, time and time again, is not the virus or spikes in case numbers. It is the willingness of people to label their peers who hold onto their right to bodily integrity.

Iā€™m not as caught up on case numbers as you are. There is not a linear correlation between infection rates or case numbers and deaths. Cases simply do not equal deaths. Other factors need to be looked at, such as transmissibility and virulence. Look at Delta AY.4.2 - highly transmissible but not as virulent as other variants. Also, the frequency of testing and the number of cycles in PCR tests need to be factored into any assessment.

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