The beds pushed against the walls and they almost to the ceiling with shit stored under them.
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Townies living in G rated homes with storage heaters ating the meter
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Pulling the bins through the back door out the front door on collection day
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And killing ocean life with the plastic beads in their āfacial scrubsā
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Looking out your bedroom window into your neighbours toilet.
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The big seething head on @glasagusban as he tries to relax in the compromised 2 seater and watch the telly when thereās a washing machine roaring on full spin 10 feet away from him.
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Iām not looking forward to the day when i have to warn the young lad about those townie cunts looking to fleece him in games of pool after school. Kept many a townie cunt in money for smokes.
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The trend here is for two dishwashers, as the height of urban chic, whereas they are in fact handy as thereās no room in the kitchenette for cupboards.
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And he having to move the bin every time he tries to open the oven door.
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Listening to the neighbours riding and arguing morming noom and night
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Iāve always lived in a city, seems hellish to have to live in some rural shirhole but what would I know
Falling over clothes horses strewn about the hallway cause he has no barns to hang washing in when itās lashing outside.
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No barns? No room for even an auld clothesline.
Extreme loneliness leading to poor social skills
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Nothing ever happening
Becoming a taxi service
No tennis or yacht club within walking distance
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Throwing clothes up on radiators in box rooms with condensation dripping off the walls, coughing and spluttering into work as the mould goes to work on their bronchioles
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Lack of job opportunities and high suicide rates
Poor broadband