Cost of engineer for a house

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Becoming bessiers with a goat

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Fingerbanging a pig

[TreatyStones]

@KinvarasPassion

Throwing clothes up on radiators in box rooms with condensation dripping off the walls, coughing and spluttering into work as the mould goes to work on their bronchioles

On the plus side they can have a shower while sitting on the jacks

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Your children living 100s of miles away when they grow up

[TreatyStones]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

Your children living 100s of miles away when they grow up

Your children being in the cell next to you

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Your children playing gga

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Oooffft

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Limited gene pool

[mikehunt]

When our country friends joined us townies in secondary school there was a test to split us into 4 classes based on intelligence. There were about 30 in each class. I was surprised at how many country folk made it into the top class. He was very bright but his hygiene was atrocious.

[carryharry]

[PhattPike]

@KinvarasPassion

@PhattPike

Falling over clothes horses strewn about the hallway cause he has no barns to hang washing in when it’s lashing outside

Throwing clothes up on radiators in box rooms with condensation dripping off the walls, coughing and spluttering into work as the mould goes to work on their bronchioles

The same room also ends up storing mucksavage lads “up fer de nite” from back home and dressed head to toe in Dunnes’ finesht, plus any drunken munters and/or traffic cones they acquire on their adventures. Eventually the room ends up looking like a level out of Duke Nukem.

[balbec]

Is that a positive or a negative for the average tfk poster?

[balbec]

No basement either.

[myboyblue]

Very unconventional attempt to resurrect the MBB has a basement shtick and weird attempt to try and shoehorn it in here.

CC @Fagan_ODowd

Do many Irish houses have basements or this just a TFK thing?

[KinvarasPassion]

@Perez2017 I hope you’ll thank each of us personally for getting to the heart of your issue.

[Breaking_my_balls]

Having the exact same house as all your neighbours #townies

[backinatracksuit]

A lot of insecurity on display here from the rural types, the country life wouldn’t be for me.

[glasagusban]

I wish, I might buy a couch in a month or two.

[myboyblue]

@backinatracksuit

A lot of insecurity on display here from the rural types, the country life wouldn’t be for me.

A townie cunt like you wouldn’t last pissing time in the countryside.

[backinatracksuit]

Ya mate, that’s the point I was making, I couldn’t hack the misery, look if lads want to settle a field away from where they were reared and think they’ve been blessed then that’s well and good, but it’s really not for me.