Myself and @Gman decide on the winner every year around 10 days before the poll closes and then throw our considerable e-weight into the campaign. Gman influences all of the southeastern posters while all the Limerick/Clare/Galway posters pretty much do what I say as well as some of the more impressionable Fingal posters like TSG and Rocko.
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For the love of God can you cunts not leave it out?
This is the hallowed Cunt Of The Year thread.
Now get back to nominating cunts or sling your respective hooks.
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An Aussie pal knows the chambermaid who found d him.
The Calabrian mafia may control the drug trade on specific parts of Lygon St in Melbourne mate, but they do not control it in Australia. Some of our Asian friends are far more powerful in that regard.
I distinctly remember when Hutchence died, I had the exact same thoughts as when yer one Diana carked it - I donât want to know about this, Iâm ignoring this, this is going to be the most annoying fucking thing Iâm going to have to put up with for the next few weeks. It amuses me that lads here know so much about it.
Not to mention Yatesâ being quite vocal about the menacing phonecall with Geldof (if I remember correctly, she and Hutchence were engaged in a custody battle with Geldof, for her and Geldofâs kids at the time) in which he told them he was âabove the lawâ. As you point out, Hutchenceâs body bore the halmarks of someone that was involved in a violent struggle, as opposed to someone who died from a kinky wank.
Funny how his previous birds, Kylie and Helena Christensen, both mentioned he never showed signs of these shenanigans.
#BobGeldofForCOTY2016
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An old one here but appropriate.
I Ludicrous A Pop Fans Dream (Sunday Lunch with the Geldofs).
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He left Kylie Minogue and Helena Christensen behind for Paul Yates. Have to ask questions about his decision making
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The man obviously wanted a filthy yoke who he could do anything to and would do anything to him. Angels such as Kylie and Helena wouldnât lower themselves to sticking their fingers up his bum, Yates on the other hand would go elbow deep, the dirt bird.
We need some photos to think about this one, do your best
Are you suggesting that Bob Geldof had Michael Hutchence killed? Seriously like. Who do you reckon Bob got to do the dirty deed? One of the Rats maybe? Johnny Fingers was a whore for the contract killings apparently.
Speaking of cunts. Michael Hutchence was a world famous sex symbol who could take his pick of literally thousands of women. Yet he chose to steal another mans wife and break up a family while he was doing it. Thatâs pretty cuntish behaviour.
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Iâm suggesting itâs a possibility. Married women leave their husbandâs every day of the week (especially understandable if the husband is an utter cunt - e.g. Geldof). And a certain percentage of the husbands, however small, end up killing the wife and / or their new man. Itâs not a huge stretch of the imagination now, is it? Look at OJ Simpson. He had no problems murdering the mother of his children. When youâre dealing with a sociopathic cunt, extreme antisocial behaviour is very possible.
And you donât need to just look at celebrity cases - a cabbie in the UK murdered his ex-wifes boyfriend last year. He drove his car into him. Iâm sure we have had plenty of cases in Ireland too.
Are you seriously saying you donât think this type of thing happens? Face it - Geldof is a cunt, and most likely a sociopath. For me, itâs not a major stretch to think he could have played a role in Hutchenceâs death. Then again, I love a good conspiracy theory, so I do. Especially when @TreatyStones posts about how his phone is eavesdropping on him.
Donât forget much missed FOTF Raoul moate
Dare I ask why he was a FOTF? (Good example by the way. Another would be Philomena Gillane - had a kid and was 7 months pregnant when her husband had her murdered)
He hooked up with Yates because she was open to his perversions. It couldnât be Any more simple. Yates would have empowered him.
When youâre into that stuff youâre not looking for miss California to help you you are looking for a dirt bird with good tits.
And a few green horns here who canât accept a man was wanking because his face was battered and he was running a bath 
I donât think anybody would be surprised that youâd be having a wank at any time and we all know that your face is permanently battered but running a bath would be a bit of a shock.
youâre an awful funny cunt
Look it, the bullying needs to stop kid. Seriously, I canât stand idly by much longer.
Ah go on so, Iâd hate for you to come out all guns blazing on me.
Was gillane not overturned on appeal?
Iâm not going to argue with you on perversions, because youâve made an uncontested play to become the forumâs foremost expert in this field, and what youâve said is fairly plausible.
Iâm not buying your account for two reasons. 1. I donât like you, but we wonât go into that now; and 2. Itâs a lazy and fairly sloppy proposal. Granted, youâve brought in the sex element, but what about the conspiracy? And the money? What ever happened to Hutchenceâs estate? The disappearance of $30m?