He said without a stutter that Leeds beat Fulham 2-1
He wasn’t sure if the rubby was on in Musgrave Park or Thomond Park today. Edit just see @dodgy_keeper ’s post there
Beginning to think Dazzler is editing his own matches lads.
The Dazzler has it as a commentator.
Galway hammer Roscommon 1-19 to 1-9
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Martin Kiely had a shocker yesterday. We go over to Ennis now. It’s 5-22 to 2-23. Tipp will surely see it out from here, John Mullane. Oh goal for Clare. It’s 5-22 to 4-23. Is there enough time for Clare. No. It’s all over 5-22 to 4-23. Mullane “what a game 5-22 to 3-23” Kiely “We hand back to the studio on a full time score of 5-22 to 4-23”.
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Seriously?!
Oh yeah
To be fair was a lot of sport on for Dazzler to keep up with
The ‘hammering’ bit 
And him from Galway.
To be fair I added the “hammering” - that was a bad statement by me
Dazzler just gave the incorrect score and turned a 4 pt defeat into a 10 pt one
Chiedozie Ogbenes Rotherham lost 2-1 to Chelsea in the Championship last night according to Des Cahill there.
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To be fair a lot of people would consider that to be Chelsea’s true level as a club, and they may well reach that level next season.
The Millers won’t be in championship next season sadly. Much beloved team of the original chuckle brothers
Spurs equalised in the 39th minute against Liverpool Football Club
The equaliser was in the 93rd minute
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Not Darren Frehill but rather Ger Canning in this instance. Was driving along and caught the end of the Connacht football final on radio 1. Ger informed me that the final score was Galway 2-20 Sligo 0-20. I assumed Sligo had produced a very gallant effort until I stumbled upon the actual score on Twitter. Sligo had in fact only kicked 0-12.
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I switched it on and Sligo “were battling to the very end” I thought they were only 4 or 5 down the way he was going on. Then he tells me a few minutes later they were being bate to fucking death
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Des Cahill saluted Keelin Shanley’s noble efforts for Clare earlier
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I heard that, pure cringe.
On the early morning ‘bantz’ slot with Shay earlier, after waxing lyrical on the great renaissance skills of Aengus McAnnally, the story how Darren ended up with his sports report in yellow was talked through. An empty printer, poorly lit printing station and a panic choice of high quality yellow paper all lead to a hilarious segway on Morning Rise.
The man is failing upwards and by God we are here to document it!
segue
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