Fantastic old posts

[Fagan_ODowd]

Toilet Etiquette

The toilets on my floor in the office have 4 traps. I always go right down to trap 4 as it keeps me away from potentially prying eyes and ears. If I go in and there’s already someone in trap 4 then I’ll go to trap 1 to keep me as far away as possible from toxic fumes - I think this offsets the risk of being close to the door. Similarly enough if there’s people in traps 2 and 4 then I’ll go to trap 1 as it’d be reckless in the extreme to bolt into trap 3 and leave yourself open to a veritable sh…

Old one here from @Bandage that I enjoyed there last night.