FAO of Arthur Foley + Legal Eagles and General Know Alls

[gilgamboa]

@ChocolateMice
I wonder was there any chance the Princess was browsing Facebook or weddings on line or something as she cruised along? Could add a few quid to the payout.

[TreatyStones]

@ChocolateMice I’d be holding off on marrying this one until you can be sure she isn’t going to be personally sued.

[Julio_Geordio]

@ChocolateMice tell princess she has a pain in her neck (she must have if she’s with you #waheeeey) her insurance is going to sky rocket anyway she may as well pay for the wedding out of it

[anon61956325]

Don’t know yet, kid. Initial letter received today… maybe 4 months later is about the norm, just thought it was a non event as the lady in question was fine on the day, seemed nice etc, and there was little damage done to her car.

Money isn’t an issue, lads… as @Bandage said the other day, i’m marrying into old Cark money… all doctors living in mansions. Her first cousin is everybody’s favourite tv female doc.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Bandage

@Fagan_ODowd

You’d be no good anyway. It wouldn’t be long before you wouldn’t be able to suppress the urge to send her an email telling her you were a self employed owner of a small business.

FFS sake.

Possibly the weakest comeback since Charlie Nicholas.

https://youtu.be/Uo8mP7XHq1E

@backinatracksuit

Fucking hell, that’s the worst attempted put down I’ve ever seen on here.

Sorry guys. I possibly could of done better but I was in a hurry to go out.

[backinatracksuit]

Or our own Pixie?

[gilgamboa]

Dr eva surely

[anon61956325]

Pixie.

[carryharry]

If you priced around & quit the drink driving it wouldn’t have doubled.

[myboyblue]

@Julio_Geordio

I heard a couple of good ones lately, a fella I was chatting witnessed a tip on O’Connell avenue in Limerick, three cars first one braked, said the second lad barely nudged him and third lad the same. Not a mark to be seen on any of the cars, all three sat in their cars and waited for the ambulance. Another bloke told me a story of how his mate tipped the back of a Dublin bus recently and himself and the driver inspected no damage shook hands and drove off. Anyway your mans insurance is after getting about 20 claims from passengers. The best part is your man reckons there was no more than 7 on the bus

Those things never happened

[carryharry]

Moral of this sad, sad tale. Women are cunting cunts for tail gating.

[backinatracksuit]

Pixie seems like a decent sort in fairness.
A bit of occasional ED would be a thing of nothing to ask her about as well.

[gilgamboa]

@backinatracksuit

A bit of occasional ED would be a thing of nothing to ask her about as well.

I’m sure she would reassure him…sure didn’t Pele even have a touch of it

[anon61956325]

A touch of what?

[gilgamboa]

A touch of the floppy jalopy mate

[TreatyStones]

@ChocolateMice

A touch of what?

is @backinatracksuit suggesting Pele had a tug of your mickey to try and help with your ED?

[anon61956325]

Have I missed something over the last day or so that posters have become obsessed with making up stories about my penis?

[anon61956325]

I don’t know what’s going on here

[gilgamboa]

You were so drunk the other night you probably don’t remember telling carry Harry you couldn’t rise a gallop with your missus to celebrate your good news…

[anon61956325]

Link please? Because that never happened… Is that where this is coming from? FFS… A man can’t get pissed now and fall into bed and lads are making assertions about his sex life … No surprise the dick gags are being led by the rugger fraternity.