Farts

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An aboriginal policeman to be specific.

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[quote=“TreatyStones, post: 848032, member: 1786”]Certainly seems that way.
The report also shows the male “abbo’s” are as likely to be victims of crime as non-indigenous males.
Shockingly the most likely victims of crimes against the person are non-indigenous females, who obviously bare the brunt of their spouses coming home and battering the fuck out of them.[/quote]

Fella, they don’t arrest anyone involved in the real violence I have seen that first hand, they are scared shitless, which of course escalated in 2011/2012, well after you statistics were recorded.

I know you are trying to recover lost ground here, but you are a sneaky cunt and everyone here knows it. You’ll have to try harder to get me in this, I lived in it.

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Rancid, eye stinging efforts tonight… The type that almost burn on the way out… Smell like a mixture of porter and peanuts despite me having neither. The wedding could be off.

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Did you enjoy Kilkenny ?

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Perfect for a match… Good buzz around, plenty of bars and eateries and the ground is just splendid and perfectly located. Couldn’t ask for more as a venue.

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I’ve been adding lots of herbs and spices to my stir fries lately and I’m farting like a madman. Normally my farts smell like summer rain but these are rancid. Going to eliminate the spices one by one to find the guilty party starting with my chief suspect, cumin.

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If it wasn’t for the hurling would’ve been a grand day out.

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Chocolate Rice Cakes for the health conscious of us !

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Fucking savage today lads. I can’t even stand beside myself.

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Plums are the dog’s bollix .

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Had one earlier that was like a whistle. Definitely two distinct notes in it. Odourless effort thankfully.

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An odourless effort is a failed effort

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I let one off in 1990 that the lads still talk about

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The pretend lads?

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They’re called sharts.

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I can still recall the pungent odour with unreal clarity

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There’s a mixture of chilli chicken, chicken satay and kung po prawn swimming in a sea of fast-paced Guinness inside me tonight. The farts have the potential to blow the jocks clean off me.

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I’d say there’s a “no fly zone” around you today

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that sounds like a 4 shiter as I call it, that will cut the arse of you, plenty of vaseline on standby

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All song and no pong as it turns out. I didn’t even need to open the window in the bedroom this morning. Last night’s feast slid straight out of me in one go this morning before training, I was in mighty condition.