Farts

Notes of cinnamon, autumn wood smoke, Turkish bazaar and camomile lawn.
I’m the only one who appreciates it though.

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Need more details kid

Sounds like there’s a swinger party going on in your bowels

c10 pints of ale yesterday; there’s a sharpness to the smell that only ale brings to the mix

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So thattttssss what a swinger party smells like!

Aye. That’d do it alight. We had a few friends around last night. Mixture of Guinness, lager, couple of glasses of whiskey.
I’d say I’ll have the sitting room to myself for the afternoon. I’ve left a trail in every room I’ve been in so far.

Guinness and Vodka/RedBull is not a great combination

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Hence your swinger party expertise?

I wish
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Jesus Christ the stomach must be cut out of you.

When tis approx 10 euro for 1 Vodka and 1 can of Red Bull or 12 euro for 2 vodkas and 1 Red Bull you may as well go for the two.

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I gave up the red bull many years ago, the caffeine and sugar crash makes the hangover 10 times worse if you drink a few of them.

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You’d want your head examined to drink red bull anyway.

Tis like canned slurry. Rotten stuff.

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If I didn’t fancy a Red Bull i’d go full Roaster and have a dash of Nash’s white lemonade

you might a well kill yourself as drink that stuff

I was heading up Mount Brandon doing the Dingle Adventure Race a few years ago and some roaster who was just in front of me stopped and took a can out of his bag.

Just cleared the room there.
Absolutely splendid effort.

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You should give it a name

I did kid. It’s called bowl cancer. One of the symptoms.

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