One of the benefits you mean.
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I have a sales meeting next Tuesday.
That will be fun
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It could inadvertently work against you, pal.
A room-clearer is a great way to get peace and quiet but, owing to your ongoing battle, you could be too easliy forgiven and the recipients of the anal nuclear winter may decide to stay.
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At least youve an excuse kid.
My father farted in the car Friday, I was 50/50 on whether to bail out at 60mph
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Lol . Loudly
No. And said nothing either the horrible fucker.
Did you fart? I asked
Course I did. You donāt think I smell like this all the time do you! He says
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Were you driving?
If I was in the same position as you Mike Iād be tempted to let a few loud ones go, blame the big C and watch the fuckers there squirm on 2 fronts.
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Every intention of it Art. Itās my last meeting before I start treatment. Next weekend will be a mixture of beans on toast and Guinness.
Thereās one fucking weasel going that I have yet to decide whether Iāll sit in front of him or beside him.
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Good man Mike, sew it into the cunts. Make sure you add some eggs to that mix.
Best of luck with the treatment.
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I was ya.
Nasty.
Really?? Jesus, Iām going for a check up.
I woke myself up twice the night before last farting during the night. Itās still going at an unmerciful rate but luckily not the worst smell wise.
I hope you die
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Did it wake up the wife and kids?
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Itās less imaginative youāre getting 
Whatās this now?
A Limerick clique spat revealed this little gem yesterday.
I didnāt notice anyone else waking