Feeling a bit sick

glenshane · July 6, 2018, 5:29pm

Look after yourself pal.

KinvarasPassion · July 6, 2018, 5:44pm

Did you eat a decent breakfast?

Brimmer_Bradley · July 6, 2018, 6:01pm

2 x actimels and 4 benson & hedges & 2 mugs of maxwell house before the cuppa tae. …
I’ve just spotted a possible cause now, you’re a genius @KinvarasPassion.

KinvarasPassion · July 6, 2018, 6:08pm

Bowl of porridge instead of the fags might be a start mate

balbec · July 6, 2018, 8:38pm

Give up the fags. Happened me one night. Hadn’t eaten a lot. Got up off the chair to go to the jacks. Got dizzy, went down on my knees. Stood up and keeled over. Was out for a couple of minutes. Did all the checks after, was grand.

Fagan_ODowd · July 6, 2018, 8:40pm

Pull yourself together you fucking cunt.

TreatyStones · July 6, 2018, 9:03pm

That is fuckin disgusting. No wonder he’s half dead. Maxwell house, Jesus.

Spidey · July 6, 2018, 10:23pm

Do roasters still drink maxwell house? Christ…

TreatyStones · July 6, 2018, 10:28pm

He likes a cup after his crispy pancakes.

Juhniallio · July 6, 2018, 10:41pm

And back for a couple of pop tarts after his morning horror shit no doubt.

anon61878697 · September 11, 2018, 9:25am

Had a dicky tummy last night… Felt like puking at the end of soccer and that feeling stayed all night but I never puked. The vomiting bug is flying around, there’s no way you’d stave that off if you got it is there? Feeling a bit better today but haven’t eaten since 3pm yesterday and don’t feel like eating…

Massey · September 11, 2018, 9:47am

Have a mug of Maxwell house and two fags.Youll be flying it in no time.

Fran · November 28, 2018, 7:04pm

I’m totally fucked here, spent Monday evening in St. Vincent’s A&E and again all day yesterday on a trolley.

Presented first on Monday with a hive like rash on various parts of my body, went in cause my lip started swelling and was wary of the airway. They gave me a prescription for antihistamines and sent me home, the cunts.

Got out of the bed the next morning and passed out with 20 seconds, Mrs Fran nearly had a heart attack. Ambulance called and back to St. Vincent’s. Got a shot of cortisone which perked me up for a while. All bloods were fine so they don’t really have a clue of the cause, probably a virus of some sorts.

Woke up this morning fucked again, rashes appearing all over the place. I went for a shit earlier and thought I was going to die. FML right now

anon78624367 · November 28, 2018, 7:07pm

Have you been reading the tank in Brazil thread? I’d say you’ve the Zika virus

carryharry · November 28, 2018, 7:12pm

Go Private?

glasagusban · November 28, 2018, 7:17pm

All the symptoms of boneus eruptus

https://youtu.be/rMy5NZWFtnE

farmerinthecity · November 28, 2018, 7:17pm

Fuck.

Sorry to hear that mate.

You back in hospital again or did they send you home a second time?

Fran · November 28, 2018, 7:27pm

I’m at home now, the folks called up with food to beat the band

gilgamboa · November 28, 2018, 7:31pm

I met a fella earlier and he told me he was driving home from Galway to dublin at weekend. He felt a bit queasy and asked the wife to drive. He got out to go around to passenger seat and was KOd on ground before he made it. Just went out like a light. Ambulance job. They left him home that evening as well but he wasnt in the better of it.

Sounds similar

fenwaypark · November 28, 2018, 7:34pm

Go private Fran.