Feeling a bit sick

[carryharry]

Put on a dress?

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

find the oregano oil

[glenshane]

A tablespoon of turmeric powder, a teaspoon of black pepper and a slap of honey boiled in a mug full of milk. You could add a clove of garlic and as much chilli powder as you can stand just to be sure.
Guaranteed results.

[maroonandwhite]

Unrale

[anon78624367]

@glenshane

Guaranteed results.

I suppose being stuck to the bog for the day is a result

[gilgamboa]

@Fitzy

You alright now mate?

Shoved an oregano oil suppository up my hole and Im like a new man since

[glenshane]

You better already?

[maroonandwhite]

Well no, but that concoction sounds like it’ll do something to me. Good or bad, who knows

[gilgamboa]

@gilgamboa

I started the week with a tickly throat. Nothing major but was disrupting my sleep. As the week went on it developed into a full blown ‘sore throat’. I marked it down as a cold and went about my business with a package of fishermans friend in my pocket.

Woke up yesterday with an earache, and pain in my back teeth. Very irritiating. Nonetheless I went to work but my voice was gone by home time.

Went to bed at 10.30 pm in an effort to sleep it off but I think iv allowed this to develop into a full blown problem. Throat is raw, coughing up phlegm. My two ears are hopping and my teeth are also giving me bother

My cold symptoms now gone but its no exaggeration to say I’m 90% deaf. Hearing gone completely. Unnerving.

A quick google search suggests its either fluid in the middle ear which is a common by product of a cold. Or a brain tumour.

[iron_mike]

Assume the worst.

[glenshane]

Hopefully your ear stinks, otherwise you’ll need a full frontal lobotomy, which isn’t as good as a full bottle in front of me.

[Mac]

Try lying on the couch on your other side

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Could you drill a few pilot holes though your cauliflower ears? Might help a bit.

[Raylan]

[Juhniallio]

I’d imagine it’s probably a recurring concussion from your playing days. In bad news, I’ve just diagnosed myself with a tumour on my lungs on the left side.

[habanerocat]

I done my ribs last week. It’s worse they’re getting. Fair painful I can tell you. I can do nothing except post on here.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Have had a cold/man flu for nearly two weeks so took a sick day yesterday and it has pretty much cleared up. Before leaving for work this morning, I got a fit of coughing and coughed up blood. Made the fatal mistake of mentioning this to the life partner who is ordering me to go to a doctor’s. If I go, it’s a waste of time and money. If I don’t go, she will probably wallop me over the head with a saucepan and I’ll have to go anyway. It’s a lose-lose situation

[gilgamboa]

If you’re coughing up blood pal a trip to the doctor is required. Best of luck

[Fagan_ODowd]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

Have had a cold/man flu for nearly two weeks so took a sick day yesterday and it has pretty much cleared up. Before leaving for work this morning, I got a fit of coughing and coughed up blood. Made the fatal mistake of mentioning this to the life partner who is ordering me to go to a doctor’s. If I go, it’s a waste of time and money. If I don’t go, she will probably wallop me over the head with a saucepan and I’ll have to go anyway. It’s a lose-lose situation

You mentioned it to her because you were concerned about it. She’s right. It’s probably nothing. But best to be sure.

[Batigol]

You need the doctor man. Unless you’ve had a very recent nose-bleed I would never ignore coughed up blood