Few skat flicks balance you right back out
Youāre dead inside
Sick from drinking late last night and all day today.
Iāve a touch of heartburn
Iāve just done a shit that looks like a massive acorn.
Iāve been shitting for about ten minutes hereā¦ A horse wouldnāt unload as much. I dont know how itās even possible.
you glutton
I was a bit backed up Iād say.
Iv a bad head cold now dying
Throw a few neat brandies down you
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Took 800 mg of ibuprofen there .
You fanny. Harden up to fuck.
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Feed a cold, starve a flu.
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I am sick right now but heading into work a 12 hour shift. A lesser man like @PhattPike wouldnāt be able for it
Of course I would but I would definitely be āworkingā from home.
Feeling sick again
1x irish coffee
1xpale ale
1 x half bottle of nice rioja
1 x large baileys.
Big dinner and half bale of chocolate.
Airport at eight tomo to fly home
Bleh.
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Heās coming home, heās coming home, Flattyās coming home
He is. Bag packed. 
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Moycullen for ale tomorrow night please God.
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Welcome home bro
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Thanks mate.