Iāve been a mess for the last three weeks, apart from a two day interlude where I went on the piss and was as good as violated by a horrendous aggressive woman. My ribs and back are fucked from sneezing and coughing, I havenāt slept since a couple of hours on Christmas eve and dealing with visitors, a former sister in law and an ex has all but broken my spirit.
My mate promised me tramadol but heās abandoned me.
Thatās only the start of it.
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Chin up, pal.
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Keep the chin up. If I ts any consolation I couldnāt find a taxi that would take cash and Iām currently walking five miles home in the dark
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Get some sleep mate.
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A taxi that wont take cash. Is moycullen operating on a bartering system?
I feel fucking fantastic
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Card, I meant card, but probably.
Nearly home now
Sounds like youāll be dead by New Years
Next time this happens ask the taxi driver to take you to an ATM to get some cash.
Or did you cut off your nose to spite your face?
How art thou?
Iām on the mend. Have yet to regain my sense of taste and smell but Iām back to about 70%.
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I didnāt. It was too late to wake anyone and ask for cash was my first thought, it was a fine enough night anyway and I was a bit in need of space, and Iād say the nearest bank machine was three miles in the opposite direction, but in truth, it never even occurred to me. I flagged this lad down on the galway to barna road, asked would he take a card. He said he couldnt, and I said grand. I think I half wanted to walk. Took an hour. Once Iād turned onto the back roads I only saw two cars all the way home,neither cabs.
Yet you yearn for a leisurely life in rural Ireland. Themās the cold hard facts lad.
The Healy-Rae legislation (in the pipeline) allows for 5/6 pints and tip along.
Any celebs or potential ones about?
It was too dark for celeb spotting.
I felt a cough coming on yesterday and today itās way worse and Iām aching all over and freezing cold and Iāve no energy. I staved it off a few times in December with echinacea and vitamins but I think Iām fucked now.
Iām in a similar boatā¦ Threw a shit load of vit C, zinc, Magnesium and turmeric into me last night and I donāt feel as fucked today but itās lingering and Iāve a busy day. Iāll horse a few garlic cloves into me this morning
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Itās quite possible FG have taken to poisoning subversives. Straight from the Putin playbook.
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Iāve had a bastarding cold all week. Bringing little lady in for vaccinations this morning so no doubt I will be interacting with loads of other sick fucks coughing and spluttering on me
Did you get the flu jab? Great job
Would ate them raw? Chew or just swallow them down?