A good old arranged marriage
A range. Marriage.
How many men a riding their wives just out of politeness?
Chance would be a fine thing.
Exactly married 21 years with herself 24 years still get excited when I get the green 
for a 
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You’ve to get the green light to go out for a game of darts?
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I’m glad someone understood 
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Aren’t you fucking great
To be honest, it was so obvious that you were going to pile in on me that I was thinking about my riposte about 10 minutes before you even posted.
You can’t place too high a value on sexual attraction, it’s the ingredient that sustains most relationships (except for asexual relationships obviously).
As aside is it a Monaghan thing to be shit at romance?
I think so yes. I’d guess that less than 50% of the lads in my old class in the Sem are married now, although that class did include an incredible amount of gays.
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But sure them cunts can marry now too.
Not being a dad of any kid you are involved with I’ll forgive you the ignorance here but you should take a trip to smyths. You have no idea how fucking smart some of the colouring shit is these days. You can get two sided double colour crayons that twist up and down.
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Shur you made the whole thing up for me and a few others to pile in and give you a bit of attention - i was only playing my part… not one bit of the scenario you posted is believable ffs.
I regularly fire out that line. Even at a 50% success rate, you’d be doing grand
And are you still in the clergy?
I just finally got around to ending this this evening. Holy fuck, I can’t believe I decided to end it 3 weeks ago and only got around to it tonight. However, I only met her once in that period because she went on holidays for 2 weeks with her parents. The she came back at the start of the week but i couldn’t get in touch with her. Basically, her Daddy is a guard so I didnt want her stuck in a house in the passing rain in Kerry for 2 weeks, crying and slagging the shit out of me to an angry guard.
She took it in very good humour and said she sort of knew that things were going that way. I think I probably did the right thing in reducing contact gradually for weeks so she knew what was coming.
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