Lads and ladies, this thread is excellent entertainment, the best in ages in fact, and could be a contender for TOTY*, but how can we nurture our relationships if @Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy 's generous and better yet free advice is stifled by his having to respond to scurrilous ad hominem attacks from the pathologically jealous??
Itās a hot toty
Dear Fulvio,
I need advice on how to destroy a relationship.
Thereās a girl I was seeing through lockdown and the chats were very good. We have very similar interests and are probably similar people. This was fine when we couldnāt touch each other. I think that she interpreted this as playing hard to get or being distant, which I was. I am not sexually attracted to her. Iām probably no better looking that she is but that doesnāt really matter.Tonight after dinner in a restaurant she wanted me to go back to her place but I said my goodbyes around 9 oāclock. Sheās after texting me āare we going backwards or going nowhereā. I just texted her sorry.
I also shagged this girl once, which I know is nearly unforgiveable because I know she likes me. I didnt enjoy it all. She basically forced the whole thing, nearly raped me. You of all people should understand this.
Iām fairly sure that she likes me a lot. What do I say to break up with her as gently as possible?
(It has to be over the phone, Iām not doing it in person, I dont care how bad that sounds, Iāve broken up with girls in person before and been trapped talking to them for hours when they wouldnāt fuck off).
Thanks for your help Fulvio.
Yours sincerely,
Teach A Nice Killer
Tell her that you just see her as a friend and you didnāt mean to lead her on. You can then say you understand if she doesnāt want to be friends.
Then change your number.
Do it in person but bring a big black lad with you with a coopers helmet strapped between his knees. Sheāll thank you and move on. Job is oxo
Wtaf
Youāre a horrible cunt, sneaking around here for years, I never liked you
What kind of weirdo brings a female friend to a restaurant
You could also add some bs about not being over a bad break-up if she is not someone who was known in your life until recently.
Your answer is right there. Report her to the police. Job is bistro
You and @Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy are made for each otherā¦ Something seriously missing in both of youā¦ A very very strange comment
You have a toilet for a heart
Sure who even has a female friend?
He missed a threesome there
The kind that can tap a tampon in times of emergencyā¦
I have the best heart in this placeā¦ How dare youā¦
So she has two male friends?
My big fear is that Iāll place to high a value on sexual attraction and end up an miserable old man like @Thomas_Brady attacking randomness on TFK because I married some professional eyebrow technician with all the intelligent conversation of a pack of crayons.
