Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 1)

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If she looked like that you’d get over it

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or under it, depends on her preference.

if only there was a TFK specialist on auntie riding…

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Israel gonna Israel. What a fucking shower they are :laughing:

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They don’t give one fuck and sure why would they

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:thinking:
Some days you’re Limerick, other days you’re Tipp

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Those are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.

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Donald Trump, amongst many other ridiculous things, has a ridiculous signature.

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Luckily for the forum I met him on the way to the pub and not the way home.
@maroonandwhite, a young rattler, nasty enough.

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Pacific rattlers so, young native lads in the bc interior used to pick them up as a show of bravery

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Nice day up the Sally gap all the same. Looks bigger than was reported.

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Pythons are harmless, but this little cunt I encountered would fuck you right up though, and quickly. I read a story about a lad who encountered a rattler in his garden and sliced its head off with a shovel. He waited five minutes and then picked up the head to discard it and it bit him. A week in a coma and almost died (that was a diamondback, a good bit worse than our pacific lads).

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:open_mouth::open_mouth::open_mouth:

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That’s a great line

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God almighty

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Would it give you a bad sting?

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You’d be fairly rattled I’d say

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This fucking auto correct thing on the phone is driving me insane.

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This always cracks me up
https://youtu.be/js44TPL4FA4

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I’m forever disgracing my self via predictive text

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They’re going to show Christmas films starting in July on one of the movie channels.
( Christ, I can’t wait to get back to work )