Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 1)

[PhattPike]

He’s going to shit a chicken when he realises the hoops you’ve to jump through to purchase a gun.

[Sidney]

@anon7035031

I’m not going to Galway mate

Oh yeah, you aren’t actually from Galway, are you, I had forgotten that

[Sidney]

labane at Dublin Airport

The Simpsons - I Believe You Have A Letter For Me

[Batigol]

I was flat out eating a chicken fillet roll. Apologies a red carpet wasn’t laid out for @anon7035031 to collect his convertible micra

[backinatracksuit]

Boasting how he can drive a ‘stick’

[Batigol]

I had the lads instructed to keep “the lad in the boot cut jeans, cowboy hat and half and half Galway and Tipp jersey’s” order till last

[maroonandwhite]

@Batigol

half and half Galway and Tipp jersey

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Car rental in USA is streets ahead. Apart from Utah.

[cluaindiuic]

Who goes to the car rental desk?

You walk straight to the rental car park, pick a car and drive off. Assuming you’re not a mug.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@anon7035031

A normal person would expect them to have a record of the booking you made in your name. Which of course they had, just couldn’t be arsed looking for it.

What rental company was it?

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Gman

Things that are wrong.

Exiles who come back to Ireland who spend their whole holiday moaning about how shit Ireland is and how advanced their new home is. And tell everyone within earshot about the big shot they are back where they now reside. They look well down the local, “oh look, here’s Billy big bollix home for the weekend to tell us all how shit we are. Ah sure, at least he’ll fuck off back home in a couple of days.”.

“You call that a farm. I have a farm in Texas that it takes me 4 hours to drive around the perimeter of”

“Yerra, I had a tractor like that once”

[carryharry]

[gilgamboa]

@anon7035031

What’s fascinating is when I unearthed the email with my booking with the SAME name as I gave them, they found it instantly.
Utterly fascinating.

Id say they couldn’t understand your Graham McDowell esque twang

[gilgamboa]

We frown on drink driving in this country

[Batigol]

I’m going renting in Utah in a few weeks

[Mac]

All the cheap and discount car hire companies don’t keep cars in Dublin Airport. If @anon7035031 hadn’t been such a cheap skate and tried to save 10 or 20 quid he’d have been away in a hack.

[Fagan_ODowd]

I once had to pick up a car rental in LAX and i queued for a long time to get it. I didn’t think to post about it on tfk until now because it might have been a very boring post. I also forgot to tar an entire country as a result of this delay, which in my innocence I ascribed entirely to the rental company, Alamo.

[Copper_pipe]

I shall be passing through in a few weeks while on a brief trip to the Mainland. You can have the carpet out for me.

[iron_mike]

@anon7035031

What sort of a tinpot shithole of a country have ye at all lads. Arrived in Dublin airport at noon and expected a quick getaway. Think again. The trouble started at the car hire desk, no booking under my name so had to spend ten minutes convincing them I had a booking. Expecting to pick up a car downstairs? Think again. Waited for a bus along with another dozen people, off to the distant car park. To be greeted by a lass with an iPad who pointed me to the “top of the queue” which translates to back of the queue. Why the fuck do Irish people have such ridiculous expressions?

An hour and a half to get a car. I’d be at home already if I had landed in the US.

It’s the lgbt gang at it again.

[farmerinthecity]

Ah Christ man - keep that cunt away from here.