Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 1)

Juhniallio · April 3, 2020, 8:25pm

Savage. Mrs J is drinking mine. I’ll come over and pick up the ones you don’t want.

anon7035031 · April 3, 2020, 8:26pm

They taste the same mate.

balbec · April 3, 2020, 8:26pm

Dry your eyes mate.

gilgamboa · April 3, 2020, 8:29pm

They do in their hole

anon7035031 · April 3, 2020, 8:33pm

What’s the difference?

gilgamboa · April 3, 2020, 9:12pm

Have you tasted them? They are nothing alike

anon7035031 · April 3, 2020, 9:12pm

Describe the differences then.

gilgamboa · April 3, 2020, 9:15pm

What? I wouldn’t be able to describe the difference between milk and water for you but I know they dont taste the same

Mac · April 3, 2020, 9:28pm

One tastes milky and the other doesn’t?

artfoley · April 3, 2020, 9:38pm

gilgamboa · April 3, 2020, 9:55pm

What does milky taste like and what does water taste like?

Batigol · April 3, 2020, 9:58pm

The stout one is way nicer than the IPA one

gilgamboa · April 3, 2020, 10:00pm

1000%…can you explain why?

Spidey · April 3, 2020, 10:02pm

Great sketch - started in Mary whitehouse experience didn’t it

artfoley · April 3, 2020, 10:04pm

It did indeed. Great show

Batigol · April 3, 2020, 10:18pm

Stout is nicer than IPA I suppose

Spidey · April 3, 2020, 10:22pm

Indeed - pissed all over the likes of The Fast Show. The live show was cracking too.

Mac · April 3, 2020, 11:43pm

Water tastes watery and milk tastes milky

Arthur · April 3, 2020, 11:53pm

See that spit on the ground? That’s you that is

binkybarnes · April 4, 2020, 9:19am

I cut the palm of my hand opening a tin of tomatoes last night. Cleaned it and more or less forgot about it. Went shopping in Super Valu and squirted my hands with sanitizer on the way in. Ah lads. The pain. It took every ounce of willpower I had not to screech like a scalded cat. There was tears rolling down my face in the Fruit and Veg section. I was in the tinned goods section before the pain eased.