I said it yesterday that announcing the closure would lead to this. Just fucking close the doors and donât open the next day.
Announcing on the national broadcaster that McDonalds will shut its doors at 7.30pm tomorrow was always going to bring the fucking idiots wanting their mcflurrys and mcburgers in their droves
He is til he rips the face off some poor child, trust me. A polis vet once said to me that no dog historically bred for guarding or fighting or meanness should ever be trusted as a family pet, as occasionally, for no good reason, at any age, one day they could flip. Said heâd seen it too often.
Every man has his breaking point. You can see it on here. Some are at the end of their tether already. We need to watch out for these ones. It is our duty.
A friend of mine is seven months pregnant and walking down an empty footpath the other day some fella coming against her veered towards her and leaned in and coughed. Youâd want to have something seriously wrong with you.
Went down to the shop there and they were closing. I had some serious bidness to be done. Passed over a bottle of black barrell for 38 quid and picked up my favourite Caskmates. A goo on me since Wednesday for it but managed to keep the monkey at bay.
Arrive home and fucking realised Id bought Caskmates IPA and not Caskmates StoutâŚmother of god I dont know will I get over it I am fit to be tied