Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 1)

carryharry · July 1, 2021, 6:33pm

…… +1

pulpfiction · July 1, 2021, 7:04pm

4% keep it

EstebanSexface · July 1, 2021, 9:45pm

The fucking midgies
The cunts

KinvarasPassion · July 1, 2021, 9:46pm

Pickey blood?

TreatyStones · July 1, 2021, 9:48pm

What a terrible name

EstebanSexface · July 1, 2021, 9:49pm

You what?

flattythehurdler · July 3, 2021, 6:50am

I’m no great fan of jail sentences but wtf?

Cocaine is an utter blight.
You don’t just accidentally happen upon that amount of it, with scales etc. You’d also have to have been at if for a long time to have your house raided.

Corksfinedtboy · July 3, 2021, 7:17am

That’s more of our judiciary messing up, suspended sentence?
FFS he was a dealer of death for profit nothing else

Raylan · July 3, 2021, 7:56am

No previous criminal convictions, that’s standard enough; and the strict conditions aren’t detailed but I’d presume it’s sentence activated if he gets in any more drugs bother

caulifloweredneanderthal · July 3, 2021, 9:16am

The cunts destroy me. As a kid, we’d forestry behind our fields and I basically couldn’t go out on summer evenings. Get terrible reactions (doctor said I was allergic) to any kind of insect sting or bite, but not as bad in my adult life. I suppose repellent has made it a little easier. I was out for a run the other day and got off a mountain onto some forestry road. The cunts swarmed around me. Forced me back to the mountain and a wrong turn to get away from them. Cunts.

EstebanSexface · July 3, 2021, 9:21am

Same as that. I’ve gotten cellulitis twice from insect bites. Once pretty bad

caulifloweredneanderthal · July 3, 2021, 9:24am

Once a summer as a kid I had to go down to the doctors for an injection at least. Got me out of a few days footing turf in the bog on the bright side.

Always thought the horseflies were the biggest cunts until my eyelid swelled over from a mosquito in Canada.

EstebanSexface · July 3, 2021, 9:30am

We’ll attract a swarm of neer do wells if we keep sharing insect stories

Massey · July 3, 2021, 10:11am

Also know as a clag or claaaag

anon67715551 · July 3, 2021, 10:42am

Superb…

FAO @caulifloweredneanderthal …You need to bring a big cigar with you when running. They fuck off lively when you’re blowing the smoke around you. You stop, light up, a few drags and plenty of aromatic air and they’re away.

caulifloweredneanderthal · July 3, 2021, 11:11am

Lovely stuff. Will pack that in future. It might fuck the running up for me but if it pisses off those cunts, it’ll be worth it.

ciarancareyshurlingarmy · July 3, 2021, 11:17am

Strap on a few citronella candles

caulifloweredneanderthal · July 3, 2021, 11:20am

I have this wristband Citronella job that I got in the pound shop that I’ll bring the next time. Actually I’ll just avoid that route. The cunts are all around at the moment. I’d say they’ll be dying off soon.

Tank · July 3, 2021, 11:22am

I remember being at a wedding reception up the Wicklow mountains that was basically destroyed by midges devouring the guests alive. It was in a marquis.

caulifloweredneanderthal · July 3, 2021, 11:26am

There’s a place there in Wicklow called Cloon woods I think that I was in recently. The cunts were nibbling at my face. Wicklow is full of the fuckers.