If someone challenges you on the way out you should say âyou should have seen before I went inâ.
Fair game once youâre not making absolute shite of it or spending half an hour in there. Grand to pop in and out of.
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You canât park any car in most bays these days, and open the door without great care.
I have never owned a range rover.
Dermot Desmond might.
I think itâs actually for the safety of other car users. Walking a tribe of Ultans and Uachtar Reoites through a crowded car park gives many opportunities for them to be knocked down, thus inconveniencing the range rover posse. Enjoy the extra 30m walk.
Itâs never ok to park in a handicap space. How important are you or is your business that you need to be that close to the door? (not you mike) Park in a normal space and walk the extra few metres.
Thereâs a load of Horsey cunts that do this on Portmarnock beack. Parking their trailers in the handicap space while they go for a trot on the beach because a trailer is not a car or some such logic.
The standard of pedestrian-ing in car parks lately is shocking. If Sorcha could maybe teach young Ultan to look before he crosses the road or, better yet, have a glance before she strides out in front of a car, weâd all be better off
Sometimes you need the extra space the handicap jacks provides if you know you will be in for a bit of a struggle
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alls youâre doing is taking a dump, no matter how bad it is the circumference used should never be bigger than the bowl youâre sitting on
Itâs nice not to feel like the walls are on top of you all the same.
Iâd obviously never use a handicap jacks if I knew someone else needed it.
Worst sound to hear if you are using the handicap jacks is tyres on tiles.
Do you slink out apologetic, style it out or go lockdown til they leave.
You canât outsit someone in a wheelchair⌠You could probably outrun them though.
I got accosted by an aul one there the week before I went into hospital.
Once you get the urge with this bastern disease, thereâs very little time to run disaster recovery drills in your head. Do I made a beeline straight for the handicapped jacks.
I was in there for about 15 minutes.
When I came out she gave me both barrels about
it being a handicapped jacks.
Iâm normally a very easy going person who wouldnât offend but I lost it with her and said at the top of my voice
âBOWL CANCER. IS THAT HANDICAPPED ENOUGH FOR YOU?â and walked off.
*** that actually happened
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understandable actions and reactions there Mike.
Iâd love to have seen her face.
Pity it wasnât this week. I would have asked her to change my bag for me.
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Perhaps you should have spoken to her instead?
Are you aloud say handicap on here now? @croppy_boy will be on pissing in everyoneâs cornflakes âŚ
Anyway, like the lesbians and gays, the handicaps have been looking for equality for years - and rightly so. Part of equality is waiting in line - I use what ever car park space is free and I only shit in disabled toilets â much more room and I can take off my pants and hang them up in peace.
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Allowed.
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I think youâre wrong on this occasion but I can see how youâd make the mistake.