life is so cruel & its all just luck too
be grateful for your health & family
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Ah here. No need.
Heās got a mangled hand and cant swim, cycle or work mate.
Losing a remote.
Me mother had the right idea. Fagan will you get up there and put on the news. That was the only remote she needed.
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Smart tv?
You can download most of those from the app storeā¦a life saver here as the kids are forever losing the remote on me.
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Button on the front of the sky box will get your remote beeping for you
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Wtf? I never knewā¦
Sky Q box anyway
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Thank you but not a sky tv sorry.
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Selling horses heads 
And the virgin box. A cluichechanger
Missing remote controls are the biggest cause of house fires I was told once by a fireman who may or may not have been having me on
Youāll need to explain that one before the great unwashed here have you committed as a lunatic altogether?
Remote control goes down between seat cushions/couch/chair
Buttons start jamming
Remote heats up and eventually sparks fire
He said more often than not thatās what they found the cause of fires which started outside the kitchen.
Thatās absolute nonsense 
It could happen in very very specific circumstances but to say itās a major cause of fires is mad.
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Must have been a Fire-TV remoteā¦
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Hope it wasnāt on here already that I saw this.
https://twitter.com/MrMatthewTodd/status/1743758342307131528?s=20
Sorry mate but I can only tell you what the fire officer said. He also said you can forget about survival if you crash an EV. Heās not a big man for batteries
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A great job to have on your phone
Many a night with the house ripped apart looking for the remote after the kids dropped/hid it somewhere now endedā¦ There were nights with games on where Iād be threatening the whole house including both petsā¦ All gone now.
Tho the little one had stuffed the dogs lead into a santa sock that was still hanging up last weekā¦ I was going bat shit crazy looking for it and the dog whining for his walk making my mental agitation all the worseā¦ Bastards.
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