Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 2)

A pet peeve possibly.

The plethora of sales people that call to your door - usually in the utility area.

It’s my house. If I want to change I’ll research it myself. Fuck off.

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Is it not a bit early. The fuckers usually leave it until around 6.

You’d also think they’d have some kind of a list of current customers. The amount of times I’ve had lads from Eir knock on my door only to be told each time that we’ve been with them for 6 years now

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Fucking numptas

If it’s any consolation, they dont want to be there either. Cunt of a job

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Phone watch have called to me 5 times since Christmas. Cunts

They never have the customer data with em and haven’t a scooby what houses are customers… I always say ’ i switched to ye last week ’ …’ Have a good evening’

Tbf, I had one instance of this a few years back where it was dead handy - had gone over the contract on leccy and had it on “the list” to switch. I pulled up to the house one evening and there was an SSE fella walking out the driveway to the next house on the road. I nearly ran him over in my eagerness to have a chat. Five minute convo and, as @iron_mike would put it, the job was oxo.

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Janey Mac

My pal went up to his house yesterday to meet the builder. The house is now coming along and the tiler had put down 120m out of the 150m of floor tiles going down in the ground floor hall, jacks, back kitchen, pantry etc.
And of course, the wrong tiles had been sent accidentally, and nobody checked, and they are absolutely horrible.
My pal could live with most things, but not these. His first thought when he saw them was “she’s going to go absolutely mental”
He rang the tiler
“Are you in a good humour?”
“I am, why?”
“They sent the wrong tiles”
“What do you mean the wrong tiles?”
“The floor tiles, they’re the wrong ones”
“The floor tiles?”
“Yes the floor tiles are the wrong ones”
“You are fucking joking me”
At which point the tiler hung up the phone on him, and wouldn’t answer the phone again.
My pal had to placate his wife, talk to the builder who was, as ever, lovely and told him it was only a small thing in the general scheme of things (which it isn’t really), whilst desperately scrolling through emails with the sinking feeling it was his fault.
He emailed the tile company today what had happened, but in fairness to them they were on the phone first thing this morning saying it was their error, they were really sorry, and would do whatever it takes to put it right. He said he should have checked them but he wasn’t about. They said no, it was their fault.
Bollix.
Couldn’t actually recommend the tile company enough but fcuk it.

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That’s good service in fairness …how big a job is it to take them up? Worse than putting them down I bet

This is a dream come true situation for the tiler, 180 yards of the same floor tile and he’s being paid twice
He didn’t answer the phone because he’s gone celebrating

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Piece of piss to take them up especially in a new build situation, a young fella will get that gig

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Big job id imagine.
The tiler actually just rang him there thirty seconds ago to apologise.
My pal will probably pay the extra work because it was partly his fault for not checking

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I don’t think he was celebrating. He threw the phone on the counter and took the dog out for a walk. His wife apparently pointed out that my pal.and his wife are decent people and it wasn’t their fault.
My pal thinks he’s under pressure to start his next job.


Here is a section of the offending tile.

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Jeez they are not great now

Yes, they are truly awful.

The tiler does not have much interest or taste.

Your pal is right thry are awful. Imagine going through all the pain of hours of shopping with his wife, her humming and hawing to pick some, then for thise to be the choice

They look like what you’d see in a hospital morgue or mental institution. They are awful. He could live with most things but they are bad. The ones that should have been sent are much plainer, a polished concrete look.
He actually showed the tiler the ones they were ordering to make sure the tiler thought they’d look ok, so the tiler had seen what should have gone down.
Anyway
Fcuk it.

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What kind of a bollix doesn’t check the tiles before you let the tiler put them down.

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