Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 2)

[mikehunt]

There’s a lot of shameless fuckers out there. Did ypu challenge him on it?

[Juhniallio]

The only good thing is, he obviously took a look at you and decided you’ve done alright for yourself. Tradesmen are experts at sizing up a fellas wallet. Ive a plumber spent 2 hours with us on monday. 100 notes

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Plumbers always charge single women double. They’re chancers that way.

[glenshane]

I’d a spark out yesterday. 25 quid, gave him 30. He must think I’m penniless

[habanerocat]

We could have done that job online here.

[myboyblue]

Gas the absolute tight arse Cunts who won’t pay for expertise. Go off and learn to be a plumber so lads.

[Watchyourtoes]

Whatever about plumbing I hope to God we have no DIY Sparkys around here.

[TreatyStones]

@anon67715551

While it’s extortion surely to God you could have sorted this out yourself. A leak under the sink - determine roughly where it is, turn off the water and chase it back. It’s only plastic piping that’s become loose somehow. Piece of plumbers tape or replace a bit of a pipe and screw the connections back properly. No doubt your man sighed, grunted and farted as he “struggled” with this major issue……
The minute he slammed the van door closed and turned her on he burst his hole laughing……The cunt…

The wife wanted me to get a plumber to replace a disintegrated waste in the bathroom sink. Not a fuckin hope of it says I. Took a bit of fiddling and a generous dollop of Tec7 but got a new one sorted handy enough. I was like John Wayne strutting into the kitchen afterwards swinging my silicon gun.

[myboyblue]

@TreatyStones

@anon67715551

While it’s extortion surely to God you could have sorted this out yourself. A leak under the sink - determine roughly where it is, turn off the water and chase it back. It’s only plastic piping that’s become loose somehow. Piece of plumbers tape or replace a bit of a pipe and screw the connections back properly. No doubt your man sighed, grunted and farted as he “struggled” with this major issue……
The minute he slammed the van door closed and turned her on he burst his hole laughing……The cunt…

The wife wanted me to get a plumber to replace a disintegrated waste in the bathroom sink. Not a fuckin hope of it says I. Took a bit of fiddling and a generous dollop of Tec7 but got a new one sorted handy enough. I was like John Wayne strutting into the kitchen afterwards swinging my silicon gun.

I’d say you fired a few more shots that night too

[Julio_Geordio]

Had he to supply parts? Does that include vat? How far had he to travel. Then we will know exactly how badly he mugged you off

[habanerocat]

I just want to know if he kept the €2 coin.

[Massey]

Even for Dublin that’s dear,200 would have been loads.

[PasqualePaoli]

He probably put on the hovering tax

[glenshane]

220 quid. Hbv would have sent some lassie round wearing a tool belt and a smile…and shed have unblocked the toilet for free on the way out.

[anon98850436]

@glasagusban

Had a plumber call out to fix a leak under a sink this afternoon. Small job, here less than an hour, 220 quid for it. Fucking hell.

[myboyblue]

@anon98850436

@glasagusban

Had a plumber call out to fix a leak under a sink this afternoon. Small job, here less than an hour, 220 quid for it. Fucking hell.

Damn fucking straight.

[Julio_Geordio]

If I do a job in 30 minutes,
it’s because it
took me 10 years
to learn how to do it in 30 minutes
when actually it only takes 5
But I don’t want
To increase expectations

[LionelRitchie]

@Watchyourtoes

Whatever about plumbing I hope to God we have no DIY Sparkys around here.

I’d disconnect lights and replace the fixture as LEDs easy as fuck.

[EmilioButragueno]

Guaranteed candidate for the ‘Live, Love, Laugh’ bolloxology on the fridge magnet too you’d think.

[glasagusban]

A phone call querying the price saw it reduced immediately to 150.