I’d love to hear Puke’s perspective on this, given he has trapped birds instead of being trapped by a bird.
[quote=“Thrawneen”]Had a major scare relating to this recently. For a few days I was going to be fathering a child of some bird I had met just once.
It rightly knocked some sense into me though I never sat down and assessed the full committment that would have to be undertaken. Anyone have any experience of this? It’s put me off riding altogether to be quite honest.[/QUOTE]
You’re one giant gland.
Maybe instead of whinging about the random event, you could give thought to your next random and hope you’re not passing on something that is at the very least is unsociable. (at worse incurable)
If pregnancy was an outcome and you chose to avoid responsibility, you then don’t get to complain about how other people rare their children. And if someone was raring your flesh and blood singlehandedly you most certainly cannot calll her a random.
I bumped into a fella once from back home when I was in the States years ago. Which was surprising, because all opinion back home was that he was in Oz. Got talking to him and it turned out he’d knocked out some young wan in Oz and had done the proverbial runner. Couldn’t tell home the deal so as far as they were concerned, he was still in Oz. Strange way of handling the whole situation I felt, but he never was the sharpest knife in the drawer.
That is old catholic Ireland wrapped up in one little story there.
Where are the molested kids?
We “didn’t know” about them then.
[quote=“Mairegangaire”]You’re one giant gland.
Maybe instead of whinging about the random event, you could give thought to your next random and hope you’re not passing on something that is at the very least is unsociable. (at worse incurable)
If pregnancy was an outcome and you chose to avoid responsibility, you then don’t get to complain about how other people rare their children. And if someone was raring your flesh and blood singlehandedly you most certainly cannot calll her a random.[/QUOTE]
I knew you’d be along to have a pop. (pun intended)
I’d never do that by the way. Any man that does that is a disgrace imo. You have to take your medicine.
[quote=“Thrawneen”]I knew you’d be along to have a pop. (pun intended)
I’d never do that by the way. Any man that does that is a disgrace imo. You have to take your medicine.[/QUOTE]
that wasn’t a pop.
and if you read it as a pop then I’m sorry for you.
Random away Thrawneen, and brag away, but at least tell the next of your previous random history
The very least she deserves is a chance to protect herself.
[quote=“Mairegangaire”]that wasn’t a pop.
and if you read it as a pop then I’m sorry for you.
Random away Thrawneen, and brag away, but at least tell the next of your previous random history
The very least she deserves is a chance to protect herself.[/QUOTE]
you sound like youve been stung badly in this department in the past…?
No actually. But I know many single mothers.
And I also know if random sex is to remain fun then it has to be practiced savely. By all parties.
[quote=“Mairegangaire”]that wasn’t a pop.
and if you read it as a pop then I’m sorry for you.
Random away Thrawneen, and brag away, but at least tell the next of your previous random history
The very least she deserves is a chance to protect herself.[/QUOTE]
I’m certainly not bragging. It’s been a monumental kick up the arse and I started this thread to
know other’s experiences and learn what I could’ve been in for, with the aim to knock a bit more sense into me.
If you’re not going to put a raincoat on Columbo, what’s so difficult about pulling out?
[quote=“Mairegangaire”]that wasn’t a pop.
and if you read it as a pop then I’m sorry for you.
Random away Thrawneen, and brag away, but at least tell the next of your previous random history
The very least she deserves is a chance to protect herself.[/QUOTE]
Thinly veiled Thrawneen gave me an STD and I’ll never forgive him
Graham Rix said it best when he said having sex with a condom was like having a bath with clothes on*…
*he may have said this to a minor but you get the general point
That’s a great stunt. Used to do that with lads in college all the time. The shit you catch lads saying if they think there’s a bit of skirt in it![/QUOTE]
Cool story.
[quote=“Watch The Break”]Kanye West is an interesting character. My abiding memory of Kanye is the first time I did shrooms and at one point realising that the Kanye West album (Soldier or something?) had been on repeat for about four hours. After I brought this to the attention of the group it took us another full hour coruched around the cd player to figure out what to do. I hadn’t paid much attention to him then until the Taylor Swift thing (apart from fishsticks) and I found that he happens to be enormously unpopular.
This is a beaut:[/QUOTE]
Cool story.
Was it the BWWCB who had this scare, Thraw? Too busy standing on her head trying to conceive to cook for a man I’d say.
Nah, wasn’t her. Haven’t seen her in about 7 months. And have been eating well ever since.
Thraw
Twink the cunt said it best when she said:
ZIP UP YOUR MICKEY
I dont believe there are people on this forum that are actually having sex!! thats why the likes of the puke spends so much time here. ie its his way of releasing all that sexual frustration. (i dont think he could find a girl that could understand him…)