Getting Back in the Game/you'd want your head examined to referee a ladies football match

You talking about Mayo football again. If Oxymorons were AIF titles then Mayo would have about 50 with that hanging g off the wall.
Dito Limerick hurling

That’s ok. There’s no crying in sport. Ever.

They had two quite youngish mobile boys up front who kept me honest. He was probably one of them.

He said he “ran rings around a loud mouth nordie”

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I’m a man of action rather than words on the football pitch. If someone runs rings around me they will have the marks to prove it.

Nembo

When I started clobbering young lads to neutralise the pace advantage I knew the game was up . I retired with dignity…

It’s probably all Mayo lads on that team too. Surprising that a man of @Nembo_Kid’s mental fortitude could lose to a bunch of Mayo roasters - in a final too.

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He said you looked like someone who could do with visiting a movement coach

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Where’s Kev when you need him?

Did he mention a need for accusition skills?

I will not bow to it. I’m getting juiced up for next season and will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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Juiced up for inter-firm?? :joy:

Or proprioceptive neuromuscular facilitation?

Yes. My gammy knees will not thwart me.

FFS, it’s inter-firm…your knees will still be gammy on steroids…how about doing some strength work?

Back to the motherland for some ahem strength and conditioning to extend the career.

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Huh. Nothing can replace my mind and reading of the game and my will to win. I need a boost to keep my legs ready.

It was my debut season. I’m the guy with the big cv in this team.

Do you know how steroids work? Youd be better off taking creatine with electrolytes.

You need a young lad with legs with you . A Phil Babb and Paul McGrath type partnership . Talk him through the game .

Nah, steroids and growth hormone in the off season, and EPO during the season itself.