Last week: 6-4 win over Southern & Ettalong in which I scored a penalty, had two assists and won Motm.
This week: I’m sitting in Emergency on Sunday morning after getting taken out by a fucking arsehole from Gosford City, landing extremely awkwardly and apparently I have a hamstring strain. Except doctor thi ks it’s the knee so having X Ray / MRI.
Whatever it is, I’m in a whole universe of pain.
You ok hun!
No I’m fucking not. They think it’s ACL.
Bit of ice you’ll be grand …
Drama queen
Playing football at that age is asking for trouble.
There’s quite a difference between a hamstring strain and a torn ACL. What sort of two bit Punch and Judy show of a hospital are you attending?
Also how did you win MOTM?
Did some lad from a TV show come down to get an interview with you after and hand you over a bottle of champers?
man of the match, those crazy Aussies
Team physio diagnosed hamstring but clearly wrong.
We have a panel of observers who vote on Motm and keep track of fines each week.
And you can go fuck yourself you oddball.
A panel for a bunch of fat middle aged lads? Do ye all get a medal at the end?
Sounds like cainteoir Na seachtaine
I’m not fat, i’m extremely bloody fit as are most of our team. This is serious stuff. We even have a presentation night.
Participation medals for the lads. Probably get taken to Hungry Jacks after for burgers
It sounds like you’re (as usual) desperately trying to insert yourself into a conversation without adding anything of any value. The attention seeking is pretty pathetic at this stage.
“A panel of observers”
From Stokes, Kennedy Crowley so they are
OK mate, nothing at all strange about a man of the match award for some adult soccer team, you want a free pass for everything?
It’s usually left to the u8s and smaller and everybody gets a turn
Good luck with the injury
Sounds amazing