A black eye in the bum maybe.
You should do her.
[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1095826, member: 129”]Trouble in paradise here. Just spent some significant time getting to know Princess’ flatmate.
And she looks like this:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10462593_891193437560990_606001165716818509_n.jpg?oh=d92f05e982d7bf189569d6e7c84e5cc1&oe=555692B7&gda=1431687678_cabf3888f2269df1fa1e296c036bd558[/QUOTE]
The proposal is off I take it?
You dirty creepy bastard.
She must be having you on mate, there is no way she is only 26 going from that pic.
She has seen things…
Balkan ladies all seem to have a certain darkness of the skin around the eyes. It’s a bit strange but certainly not off-putting.
[QUOTE=“artfoley, post: 1096269, member: 179”]Well that didnt last long ffs sakes
@HBV* nailed it on this[/QUOTE]
A leopard don’t change it’s spots I suppose? What the fuck can I do?? I am as God made me, sir, as the hotel manager in Spinal Tap protests.
Marry your missus. Ride this one. Simple
It seems to work for Jack Nicholson so perhaps simply embrace it as your calling.
Of course he’s rich as fuck and gets to call himself eccentric.
Eccentric = Oddball + Money
Eccentric - Money = Oddball
Simple arithmetic really
all I want is you
and you and you
[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1095826, member: 129”]Trouble in paradise here. Just spent some significant time getting to know Princess’ flatmate.
And she looks like this:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10462593_891193437560990_606001165716818509_n.jpg?oh=d92f05e982d7bf189569d6e7c84e5cc1&oe=555692B7&gda=1431687678_cabf3888f2269df1fa1e296c036bd558[/QUOTE]
You fuck her yet? You pussy
Well D2. How goes it?
I doubt he’s the original chap… didn’t he storm off here promising never to return… A recent thread got some bright spark thinking, which is very dangerous around here.
@dubliner 2 was the original and would be too boring to ever say such a thing.