Girls

Jugs was kissing a lady in Coppers last night. Judging by the grimaces he made behind her back I don’t think he loves her.

Odd characters. Sending you the same text message repeatedly to try force a reply.

As an aside, Jugs rode a bird in a hostel dorm last week with several other males and females in attendance. Jugs, you are nearly 30 and you were not on a J1 trip.

They tried several positions and he pulled out to jizz on her. It’s just jizzin’.

Thinly veiled “please ask me to elaborate” from Bandage above. Pathetic.

My good pal Jugs had some female company overnighting in the apartment last night. However, the lady informed him during the disrobing process that it was her ‘time of the month’. I have probably posted about this before but that’s inexplicable behaviour from the lady. Surely she should either have stayed indoors or worn a badge or post-it alerting potential male admirers, like Jugs, of her status. This should be mandatory in these situations. Poor ClarkeyCat was awoken during the early hours by a slapping noise coming from Jugs’ room and assumed that it was balls on arse but Jugs later confirmed that he was forced to engage in a bout of spanking due to a shortage of other options.

After the guts of a year, I finally got to meet Bandage’s girlfriend last night.

Well done buddy.

:clap:

And? More details please. Did they hold hands?

I have never, ever commented on other posters’ private lives and I would thank all of you to extend me the same courtesy and respect.

Bandage wasn’t there.

I can exclusively reveal that bandage’s girlfriend cheated on him last night with a bloke wearing a hat. My thoughts are with him during this difficult time.

Poor Bandage.

This is terribly disappointing behaviour from Jugs and Farmer but they will not cause tension and division in my relationship no matter how hard they try. Naturally my girlfriend gets attention when she’s out - she’s a beautiful lady - but I trust her implicitly. I am angry about these lies though - how could my so called friends play with my emotions to get cheap kicks like this?

We’re here for you Bandage in this difficult time

Jugs was kissing Bandage’s girlfriends mate - and was adopting what could only be called a strangling grip on her neck.

Weirdo.

Would you spend much time watching your mates being intimate with a bird Farmer? Seems like you might in fact be the weirdo here.

It’s a bit difficult to miss when they are right beside you MBB.

Give the man some space to work his magic/rape.

Just after reading this thread from start to finish.

Superb.

To all those who have contributed - :clap:

Slutty nurse, slutty schoolgirl, slutty Chilean miner.

I love halloween

:o :blink:

Just met Clarkey there - he is in the early stages of a new relationship. Good man Clarkey. I have met the bit in question before and I can confirm that she is indeed a nice lady.