I’ll take a PM from you Farmer re the lady’s identity. Alternatively, feel free to splash the full details on the main board here.
ClarkeyCat and a lady just emerged from his room and popped into the living room to bid me good day on their way out. I got such a shock that I dropped my chicken fillet roll on the ground.
Great stuff Bandage - I know how Clarkey loves details of his love life posted up here.
Farmer, I’d appreciate a statement from you regarding the lady you snatched away from me the other night. I’d hate for a John Terry / Wayne Bridge situation to develop that could adversely affect relations within TFK Football Club but I am entirely confident that we can work through this difficult moment in our relationship.
Bandage,
I approached you at the time in Coppers and requested your permission to proceed. You gave me your blessing.
Regards,
Farmer
What kind of approach was it,farmer?
Was it a genial,matey kind of “Ah go on pal,let me have a crack at her” approach?
Or was it a bullying,hectoring kind of “Fucking do one,you melter,she’s mine” approach?
Just curious hi.
Somewhere in the middle Manus I’d say*
[size=“1”]* I can’t actually remember[/size]
Fair play to the Bandage for capitulating and letting you have first on.
:wub:
Unbelievable scenes. I was out on a garden gate there after scoring a bird recently and she was a fucking freak. She wouldn’t let me home the first night so I was thinking it might be a 2-date job - a few drinks tonight before some Herbie Hiding possibly on Thursday night or some time over Christmas. Anyway, I asked how her Saturday night was. Great night with Youth 2000 apparently. What’s Youth 2000 says I. A Catholic youth organisation she responds. Straight away I’m realising there’s not a chance of seeing this bird’s snatch unless we get married. I’m already back in The 51 watching the American Football and I think I’m going to stick with my girlfriend for the time being.
:lol: Stay away from Clarkey’s sister.
huh?
Bitch is living in the last millennium, this millennium having begun in 2001.
In the unlikely event you did get her into bed you should have shouted out “Body of Christ” just for the reaction, she probably would have served you some altar wine afte you popped her
Edit: there are two "n"s in millennium
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A wise decision
Very similar to what I’ve seen on Jersey Shore where The Sutuation pulled a robbery on Vinny.
I’m delighted to report that Clarkey’s relationship (with a woman) has been going from strength to strength. Clarkey spent this weekend in the midlands with her. I get the impression feedthepony is struggling to deal with the fact that his buddy has ditched him though.
Clarkey was also reported to have told birds in Coppers last Friday week that he had a ‘girlfriend’.
Farmer doesn’t buy his nieces and nephews Christmas presents.
I dont myself… that’s their parents job.
Cheap cunt.