Girls

[Thrawneen]

@TwoRunnyEggs

For some reason the area I live has an abundance of Milfs, and I mean crackers. The supermarket would be full of them, I work with a few and I’ve seen a few of them out then on weekends(without the chaps) and never a fella in sight.
Anyway whats the consensus on going off with a woman with one? Are there major drawbacks, besides the obvious one? Obviously I wouldnt want to be funding or listening to the kids and I’d presume they can be a hindrance for a while. Again I suppose I’ll be calling on Thrawneen for info here as he is the resident lady expert.

I’ve never dated a woman with a child, only been banging married women with kids cheating on their husbands. Mainly because it’s so difficult to arrange dates with single mothers. I’ve been having a bit of toing and froing on Facebook with a lovely Polish girl of 34 who has a 10 year old girl. Very difficult to find a time when we’re both free and she has someone to mind her daughter. Of course, if I just wait 4 years I could bang the two of them at the same time and things would be a lot easier.
Anyway, go for it TRE. Always go for it, that’s my advice.

[The_Runt]

@Thrawneen

I’ve never dated a woman with a child, only been banging married women with kids cheating on their husbands. Mainly because it’s so difficult to arrange dates with single mothers. I’ve been having a bit of toing and froing on Facebook with a lovely Polish girl of 34 who has a 10 year old girl. Very difficult to find a time when we’re both free and she has someone to mind her daughter. Of course, if I just wait 4 years I could bang the two of them at the same time and things would be a lot easier.
Anyway, go for it TRE. Always go for it, that’s my advice.

:lol:

[TwoRunnyEggs]

@Thrawneen

I’ve never dated a woman with a child, only been banging married women with kids cheating on their husbands. Mainly because it’s so difficult to arrange dates with single mothers. I’ve been having a bit of toing and froing on Facebook with a lovely Polish girl of 34 who has a 10 year old girl. Very difficult to find a time when we’re both free and she has someone to mind her daughter. Of course, if I just wait 4 years I could bang the two of them at the same time and things would be a lot easier.
Anyway, go for it TRE. Always go for it, that’s my advice.

Solid advice. You’ve made it sound like the ideal situation.

[farmerinthecity]

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[balbec]

@Thrawneen

I’ve never dated a woman with a child, only been banging married women with kids cheating on their husbands. Mainly because it’s so difficult to arrange dates with single mothers. I’ve been having a bit of toing and froing on Facebook with a lovely Polish girl of 34 who has a 10 year old girl. Very difficult to find a time when we’re both free and she has someone to mind her daughter. Of course, if I just wait 4 years I could bang the two of them at the same time and things would be a lot easier.
Anyway, go for it TRE. Always go for it, that’s my advice.

Why don’t you just go over and bang her when the child is asleep? Or is she sharing a house with 20 others?

[Thrawneen]

@balbec

Why don’t you just go over and bang her when the child is asleep? Or is she sharing a house with 20 others?

Ah she’s one of these chicks who wants to meet for coffee first. Waste of time if you ask me, but there you go.

[The_Dunph]

@TwoRunnyEggs

For some reason the area I live has an abundance of Milfs, and I mean crackers. The supermarket would be full of them, I work with a few and I’ve seen a few of them out then on weekends(without the chaps) and never a fella in sight.
Anyway whats the consensus on going off with a woman with one? Are there major drawbacks, besides the obvious one? Obviously I wouldnt want to be funding or listening to the kids and I’d presume they can be a hindrance for a while. Again I suppose I’ll be calling on Thrawneen for info here as he is the resident lady expert.

Where can i find this supermarket?

[TwoRunnyEggs]

@The Dunph

Where can i find this supermarket?

Any supermarket with a clothing section, these include Asda, Tesco Extra, and some Sainsbury’s or the French equivalent in your case. Now obviously you cant just waddle into the childrens clothes section so you have to mingle for a while until she moves onto the fruit and veg section or the fridges and freezers is a good section if she’s wearing a tight top!

[The_Dunph]

@TwoRunnyEggs

Any supermarket with a clothing section, these include Asda, Tesco Extra, and some Sainsbury’s or the French equivalent in your case. Now obviously you cant just waddle into the childrens clothes section so you have to mingle for a while until she moves onto the fruit and veg section or the fridges and freezers is a good section if she’s wearing a tight top!

What is a young single bachelor like yourself doing online at near midnight on a Saturday night?? Surely you should be trawling the bars and clubs of England looking for women to pick up…

[Bandage]

@TwoRunnyEggs

Any supermarket with a clothing section, these include Asda, Tesco Extra, and some Sainsbury’s or the French equivalent in your case. Now obviously you cant just waddle into the childrens clothes section so you have to mingle for a while until she moves onto the fruit and veg section or the fridges and freezers is a good section if she’s wearing a tight top!

:lol:

[TwoRunnyEggs]

@The Dunph

What is a young single bachelor like yourself doing online at near midnight on a Saturday night?? Surely you should be trawling the bars and clubs of England looking for women to pick up…

I have yet to adjust and find the accent extremely off putting. Also it is Guy Falkes night so all babysitters are knacker drinking around some bonfire which means the hot milfs are stuck at home.

[The_Dunph]

@TwoRunnyEggs

I have yet to adjust and find the accent extremely off putting. Also it is Guy Falkes night so all babysitters are knacker drinking around some bonfire which means the hot milfs are stuck at home.

English accents or specifically where you are? I like a woman with an English accent myself there is something filthy about it, but i don’t like a cockney accent.

[TwoRunnyEggs]

@The Dunph

English accents or specifically where you are? I like a woman with an English accent myself there is something filthy about it, but i don’t like a cockney accent.

If its softly spoken its ok, but otherwise I’m not keen on it at all.

[The_Dunph]

@TwoRunnyEggs

If its softly spoken its ok, but otherwise I’m not keen on it at all.

If she’s whispering to you?

[TwoRunnyEggs]

@The Dunph

If she’s whispering to you?

I am partially deaf after spending a night slouched up against a speaker in Hayes’s Hotel one night so there would be no point in her whispering as I’d need sign language to accompany it.

[The_Dunph]

@TwoRunnyEggs

I am partially deaf after spending a night slouched up against a speaker in Hayes’s Hotel one night so there would be no point in her whispering as I’d need sign language to accompany it.

What were you doing in Hayes’ Hotel? That’s the place in Tip isn’t it? Why would anyone voluntarily spend time there.

[Bandage]

I haven’t been posting about the lads on this thread for the last while because an uneasy truce was agreed.

But so help me God, I simply have to tell TFK:

• Clarkey scored his cousin at a family wedding yesterday;

• Jugs went to the zoo with his girlfriend and her 4-year old nephew this afternoon. They all held hands and ran up a hill together at one stage. The little nephew was in the middle.

[myboyblue]

@Bandage

I haven’t been posting about the lads on this thread for the last while because an uneasy truce was agreed.

But so help me God, I simply have to tell TFK:

• Clarkey scored his cousin at a family wedding yesterday;

• Jugs went to the zoo with his girlfriend and her 4-year old nephew this afternoon. They all held hands and ran up a hill together at one stage. The little nephew was in the middle.

:lol: I fucking love this thread. It went off topic there for a bit with the shitetalk earlier on this page, but what a comeback.

[TwoRunnyEggs]

@Bandage

I haven’t been posting about the lads on this thread for the last while because an uneasy truce was agreed.

But so help me God, I simply have to tell TFK:

- Clarkey scored his cousin at a family wedding yesterday;

• Jugs went to the zoo with his girlfriend and her 4-year old nephew this afternoon. They all held hands and ran up a hill together at one stage. The little nephew was in the middle.

I thought opening our doors to all those lovely eastern europeans was supposed to put and end to this behaviour!

[braz83]

Male or female cousin?