Girls

anyone seen april from home and away lately? She is up there with April O’Neil at the rate she is developing.

Hey clarkey, sorry i’m over a couple of years late coming back to you on this, What you need is a wingman who will “take one for the team”. I remember when I used to be targeting decent looking chicks and briantinnion was always at my side willing and readily available to take the fat friend. That way everybody is happy and nobody goes home empty handed.

Hiya mate. Interesting you should raise this now. I had a very strange incident just this past weekend. I was trying a bird at a wedding and her mother and father came over separately to try drag her away. The following day, my aunt (who is also her aunt) told me it was a bit close to home. I thought to myself, don’t be so silly, we are in Wexford and I live in Dublin, but I didn’t call her on it.

Anyway, how ya keepin pal?

I thought travellers didn’t mind if their offspring got with their cousins?

[quote=“ClarkeyCat, post: 357230”]

Hiya mate. Interesting you should raise this now. I had a very strange incident just this past weekend. I was trying a bird at a wedding and her mother and father came over separately to try drag her away. The following day, my aunt (who is also her aunt) told me it was a bit close to home. I thought to myself, don’t be so silly, we are in Wexford and I live in Dublin, but I didn’t call her on it.

Anyway, how ya keepin pal?[/quote]

You’re going to have to explain this one Clarkey. From what I can see you are cousins and that in any mans language (even those from Laois) is wrong!

Why the need for the pop m8? You really think the width of a ditch means that much? I realise in your religion its believed inbreeding is encouraged to keep the bloodline strong but don’t foist your principles over the ditch if you dont mind.

Sounds a bit close to home Clarkey, for what its worth.

[quote=“myboyblue, post: 357234”]
Why the need for the pop m8? You really think the width of a ditch means that much? I realise in your religion its believed inbreeding is encouraged to keep the bloodline strong but don’t foist your principles over the ditch if you dont mind.[/quote]

What pop? Are you from Laois??

Whats it to you?

[quote=“myboyblue, post: 357236”]
Whats it to you?[/quote]

Is that a yes?

FFS, is this the best you can do? :rolleyes:

[quote=“myboyblue, post: 357238”]
FFS, is this the best you can do? :rolleyes:[/quote]

You’re alright MBB.

Yes, you’re from Laois, I’m a Prod so kick away chief. I’ve posted around 10 times today so you better get cracking on, keeping that 10:1 ratio you have on me must be hard going

And now a post count reference, real old school internetting here.

I know this will mean another 10 posts for you but yeah, I actually can’t get over that you have over 36k posts on one forum. The mind boggles…

Locke seems particularly irritated this morning, I respect a man who stands up for his protestant beliefs, there’s nothing wrong with it, am proud of my role in helping you see your way to doing so after trying to deny it for so long. Also kudo’s again for checking all the boxes of old school AFR internetting. Dig at post count, check. Dig at location of poster, check. Repeated dig at post count, check. Good work Locke.

I’d prefer not to drag this noble thread any further off topic with your trip down memory lane, perhaps we could just go and carry this out on your golfing forum. I’ll see you there at 1.

[quote=“myboyblue, post: 357242”]
Locke seems particularly irritated this morning, I respect a man who stands up for his protestant beliefs, there’s nothing wrong with it, am proud of my role in helping you see your way to doing so after trying to deny it for so long. Also kudo’s again for checking all the boxes of old school AFR internetting. Dig at post count, check. Dig at location of poster, check. Repeated dig at post count, check. Good work Locke.

I’d prefer not to drag this noble thread any further off topic with your trip down memory lane, perhaps we could just go and carry this out on your golfing forum. I’ll see you there at 1.[/quote]

Referring to a thread as noble - check
Bringing up AFR - check
Wanting to meet up on a thread of mine - check
Kicking to touch for a period of time - check
Sick to fuck of the tooing and froing - check

Olé olé olé olé

Her aunt. My aunt by marriage. No blood relation. My conscience is clear.

[quote=“ClarkeyCat, post: 357245”]

Her aunt. My aunt by marriage. No blood relation. My conscience is clear.[/quote]

It’s Friday afternoon so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt

This is perfectly ok. Your “aunt by marriage” is not your Aunt then. She might as well be your “Aunt by way of the fact she is some woman who lives near a jetty that your Dad once moored a boat beside, but ye call her Aunty Mary”.
In other words, plough it.

Yours etc,
GSH.