Girls

Rudi · October 24, 2012, 5:31pm

I had a date with a girl from Tipperary last Friday night. She’s quite easy on the eye and very nice but she has a bit of a speech impediment where she can’t pronounce her r’s. Is that an actual Tippewawy accent or just a speech impediment? I’m scheduled to meet her next Friday night for another meal.

anon61956325 · October 24, 2012, 5:35pm

Are you for real? Do you really want to go down that road and turn into the next Runt?

Bandage · October 24, 2012, 5:39pm

Fair play pal. Will you wear a fresh shirt or get another wear out of last Friday night’s one?

The_Dunph · October 24, 2012, 5:40pm

ABORT, ABORT.

Rudi · October 24, 2012, 5:44pm

Why should I be wawy of Tippewawy women?

Bandage · October 24, 2012, 5:44pm

It became a battle of wills pal. She made the move by practically inviting herself over and it seemed she then expected me to make the next move once she arrived at the apartment. I wanted to display indifference to show I was in charge of matters and it worked judging by her follow up text when she left. Fair enough I missed out on a ride but sure that’s been happening all my life.

SHANNONSIDER · October 24, 2012, 5:47pm

Ah I see mate, she is now dancing to your tune. Very well played.

anon61956325 · October 24, 2012, 5:51pm

This deserves a ‘FFS sake’ , have you not read an iota of what any of us have said here over the years.

Big_Dan_Campbell · October 24, 2012, 5:51pm

All jokes aside what was the project on and did you help in a constructive manner, bandage?

Rudi · October 24, 2012, 5:55pm

I never got it, can you condense it into a short paragraph for me as to the perils of Tippewawy people?

Rudi · October 24, 2012, 5:57pm

My housemate, a few Years younger at 23/24, has been pissing and moaning about her fella for the last few weeks. He did the dirt a while back but she took him back- fair enough, I wouldn’t, but that was her choice. But it has been all whining about being unsure about their future ever since and wanting to engage in dmc’s and what she should do. Im having none of it and land it all on my other housrmate, but anyway I hear her again on the phone last night telling some friend ’ I told him he can be replaced’ yada yada yada, 4 hrs later at 2.30 in the morn I hear her creeping out the door no doubt after receiving a text from your man, and this is the third time I’ve heard her in the last month.

How desperately insecure and mental are these bitches? He treats her like dirt, she will be giving it all the ’ I told him this, that and the other’ to her friends but one text is enough for her to leave her bed in the middle of the night tho she has work in a few hours.

This is not the love I spoke of and advocate. The female mind is one scary fucked up place.

Sounds like she has been Dennised.

The_Runt · October 24, 2012, 6:32pm

Sounds like she could be from the North Tipperary Riding, they are short a fair few letters of the alphabet up that side and R is definitely one of them.

anon61956325 · October 24, 2012, 6:42pm

Does she have all her own teeth?.

tazdedub · October 24, 2012, 6:51pm

Is her brother her ex? I hear they are into keeping it in the family down that way.

Rudi · October 24, 2012, 6:55pm

She’s quite attractive, she looks quite Northern Italian.

KinvarasPassion · October 24, 2012, 7:05pm

:lol:

The Wunt.

anon61956325 · October 24, 2012, 7:05pm

Ah, she was adopted. That answers it.

KinvarasPassion · October 24, 2012, 7:09pm

You can see the Milanese blood in her alright…

Rudi · October 24, 2012, 7:13pm

Who is that? Italians don’t look like that.

Horsebox · October 24, 2012, 7:17pm

About 8 years ago, I was seeing a girl from North Tipp before for about 3 months. She texted me one Sunday morning to come over to mine for a jump. I had been working the night before and didn’t get to sleep until about 6am but, as is the way of things, I of course said call over. When I opened the front door to let her in, she was wearing light denim jeans tucked into leather boots and a Tipperary jersey. I genuinely felt ill and didn’t even enjoy the ensuing sex. Needless to say that was the last time I ever saw her which is a pity as she had probably the best rack of any girl I’ve ever been with.