About 8 years ago, I was seeing a girl from North Tipp before for about 3 months. She texted me one Sunday morning to come over to mine for a jump. I had been working the night before and didn’t get to sleep until about 6am but, as is the way of things, I of course said call over. When I opened the front door to let her in, she was wearing light denim jeans tucked into leather boots and a Tipperary jersey. I genuinely felt ill and didn’t even enjoy the ensuing sex. Needless to say that was the last time I ever saw her which is a pity as she had probably the best rack of any girl I’ve ever been with.
That’s the sickest thing I have read on this forum.
I’ve an Italian friend with a speech impediment, lovely girl, very attractive, but that and the accent near impossible to understand!
I thought long and hard before posting it. I was young and horny and it’s not something I’m proud of.
You dirty animal.
In saying that, that’s a normal weekend for Runt.
About 8 years ago, I was seeing a girl from North Tipp before for about 3 months. She texted me one Sunday morning to come over to mine for a jump. I had been working the night before and didn’t get to sleep until about 6am but, as is the way of things, I of course said call over. When I opened the front door to let her in, she was wearing light denim jeans tucked into leather boots and a Tipperary jersey. I genuinely felt ill and didn’t even enjoy the ensuing sex. Needless to say that was the last time I ever saw her which is a pity as she had probably the best rack of any girl I’ve ever been with.
There’s some other lad on here who claims to have done the same, like its a fucking thing to be proud of.
cowpat
October 24, 2012, 8:25pm
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I’ve an Italian friend with a speech impediment, lovely girl, very attractive, but that and the accent near impossible to understand!
send her on my email. Parlo la lingua abastanza bene…!
Recent break up, bit highly strung, I stayed away, recommend you do the same!
About 8 years ago, I was seeing a girl from North Tipp before for about 3 months. She texted me one Sunday morning to come over to mine for a jump. I had been working the night before and didn’t get to sleep until about 6am but, as is the way of things, I of course said call over. When I opened the front door to let her in, she was wearing light denim jeans tucked into leather boots and a Tipperary jersey. I genuinely felt ill and didn’t even enjoy the ensuing sex. Needless to say that was the last time I ever saw her which is a pity as she had probably the best rack of any girl I’ve ever been with.
I actually think I’d get off on that. It would remind me of that noted event from history, The Rape of the Sabine Women, where the Sabine womenfolk were barbarously carried off as plunder by their neighbours. This is what you were doing to Tipperary. You should have stuck it out mate, you’d always have had one over Tipperary then.
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There’s some other lad on here who claims to have done the same, like its a fucking thing to be proud of.[/quote]
That would be me. Fuck it but it was worth it.
cowpat
October 24, 2012, 11:23pm
1151
I can tame the beast. Lived there for a few years…
About 8 years ago, I was seeing a girl from North Tipp before for about 3 months. She texted me one Sunday morning to come over to mine for a jump. I had been working the night before and didn’t get to sleep until about 6am but, as is the way of things, I of course said call over. When I opened the front door to let her in, she was wearing light denim jeans tucked into leather boots and a Tipperary jersey. I genuinely felt ill and didn’t even enjoy the ensuing sex. Needless to say that was the last time I ever saw her which is a pity as she had probably the best rack of any girl I’ve ever been with.
Ah you’re better off Horsebox, you would have ended up some night after you having spent your ammo into her, having been converted to Tipperary, and spouting out shite reminiscent of that scene from Trainspotting where Renton is after getting an awful scutching off yer wan Kelly MacDonald except instead of Archie Gimmel, you’d be saying “I haven’t felt this good since Larry got them three goals and stuck them in the back of the net, against the cats in 2010”.
Taz your probably someway related to someone from Tipperary whether you know it or not :lol:
Most of Dublin has being inseminated by a Tipperary steed at some stage or another. :lol: :lol:
So that explains why they can win nothing?
Mmmhhh, Minor Hurling Munster & All Ireland this year, Munster Football Minor, Intermediate Hurling Munster & All Ireland.
Shur twas a terrible year alright :strokechin:
Mmmhhh, Minor Hurling Munster & All Ireland this year, Munster Football Minor, Intermediate Hurling Munster & All Ireland.
Shur twas a terrible year alright :strokechin:
You picked me up wrong, I was talking about Dublin Hurlers.
Who won the Leinster Minor Hurling this year?
Mac
October 25, 2012, 9:16am
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Who won the Leinster Minor Hurling this year?[/quote]
Get your GGA talk out of this great thread ffs
Dublin. You could be right, perhaps they are happy enough with that.