Girls

[glasagusban]

Are they both a bit below average and scraping the bottom of the barrel and hence the desperate clinging to whatever they can get?

[anon61956325]

@Bandage

CM, how dare you downplay the significance of this kiss? Marriages have ended in true to life dramas like Home and Away on the back of a mere single stray kiss. I’m delighted that this gentleman, with the unwavering support of his patient ladyfriend, is working through his issues to salvage their relationship, and indeed to improve it too.

Apparently, he initiated the kiss becuase he wanted to see how much he actually cared for his girlfriend, not becuase he fancied the girl he was kissing- The kiss confirmed he really liked his girlfriend- so he told her and thought she would be delighted at the result of this wonderful experiment… She wasn’t. He needs counselling alright, but not for trust issues.

Would you see a counsellor if a lady freind insisted, Bandage?

[The_Tipping_King]

CM is your housemates new boyfriend about 5’11" of slight build and just came out of a long relationship?

[anon61956325]

@The Tipping King

CM is your housemates new boyfriend about 5’11" of slight build and just came out of a long relationship?

:ph34r:

Not sure about the relationship part… Your brother in law knocking about Limerick is he?

[The_Tipping_King]

@ChocolateMice

:ph34r:

Not sure about the relationship part… Your brother in law knocking about Limerick is he?

He isn’t knocking about anything at present. This guy that CM knows sounds like a complete whacko. Lads like him would have been placed in a home in the 70’s.

[The_Dunph]

There’s a bird that works in the same building as me and we’d always be giving each other the eye, been going on a few weeks maybe months now. I would love a hop off her. She looks a real classy sort, dressing up nice and prim and proper every day. The only thing is we are in totally different departments and our departments would never ever deal with each other, i’d have no way of communicating with her on a work level.

The only hope is we’d share a canteen/kitchen area alright and as it happened i was in there today making myself a nice cup of tea when she walks up and stands beside me to make tea herself. I was trying to think of something witty to say as i was pouring milk into my tea but i’d be awful tongue tied and useless talking to a bird i fancied. The next thing a fella i work with and would be pally with came in and started shouting at me from a few feet away and called me a “cocksucker”. Don’t think she heard the comment but anyway i was delighted to have a chance to banter away with someone in front of her with my Limerick accent, which will no doubt have made me seem even more mysterious and different and increased my attractiveness to her even more.

Now i will need the assistance of some of the lotharios/ladies men on here like Thrawneen or Farmer on tips on how to seal the deal.

[fistoffury]

@The Dunph

There’s a bird that works in the same building as me and we’d always be giving each other the eye, been going on a few weeks maybe months now. I would love a hop off her. She looks a real classy sort, dressing up nice and prim and proper every day. The only thing is we are in totally different departments and our departments would never ever deal with each other, i’d have no way of communicating with her on a work level.

The only hope is we’d share a canteen/kitchen area alright and as it happened i was in there today making myself a nice cup of tea when she walks up and stands beside me to make tea herself. I was trying to think of something witty to say as i was pouring milk into my tea but i’d be awful tongue tied and useless talking to a bird i fancied. The next thing a fella i work with and would be pally with came in and started shouting at me from a few feet away and called me a “cocksucker”. Don’t think she heard the comment but anyway i was delighted to have a chance to banter away with someone in front of her with my Limerick accent, which will no doubt have made me seem even more mysterious and different and increased my attractiveness to her even more.

Now i will need the assistance of some of the lotharios/ladies men on here like Thrawneen or Farmer on tips on how to seal the deal.

:lol:

[tazdedub]

Farmer a ladies man? Are ya serious?

[farmerinthecity]

@tazdedub

Farmer a ladies man? Are ya serious?

I know! I was shocked when I read it as well.

Dunph, seeing as the canteen seems to be the only location where the two of you interact I would suggest a little smile when she arrives in and see what the reaction is. If it is favourable then maybe exchange pleasantries but keep it light hearted. Try to make her laugh. Do this a couple of times and then bite the bullet and ask her out.

[Flano]

If she heard you being outed as a cocksucker you’re in trouble Dunph.

[braz83]

@The Dunph

The next thing a fella i work with and would be pally with came in and started shouting at me from a few feet away and called me a “cocksucker”. Don’t think she heard the comment but anyway i was delighted to have a chance to banter away with someone in front of her with my Limerick accent, which will no doubt have made me seem even more mysterious and different and increased my attractiveness to her even more.

Nothing says mysterious, different and attractive to a girl quite like exchanging swear words with some guy in a dirty Limerick accent.

[The_Dunph]

@farmerinthecity

I know! I was shocked when I read it as well.

Dunph, seeing as the canteen seems to be the only location where the two of you interact I would suggest a little smile when she arrives in and see what the reaction is. If it is favourable then maybe exchange pleasantries but keep it light hearted. Try to make her laugh. Do this a couple of times and then bite the bullet and ask her out.

Sound advice from Farmer, hadn’t thought of that.

[anon61956325]

@Flano

If she heard you being outed as a cocksucker you’re in trouble Dunph.

:lol:

Ah yes!

[the_mixer_walsh]

@The Dunph

There’s a bird that works in the same building as me and we’d always be giving each other the eye, been going on a few weeks maybe months now. I would love a hop off her. She looks a real classy sort, dressing up nice and prim and proper every day. The only thing is we are in totally different departments and our departments would never ever deal with each other, i’d have no way of communicating with her on a work level.

The only hope is we’d share a canteen/kitchen area alright and as it happened i was in there today making myself a nice cup of tea when she walks up and stands beside me to make tea herself. I was trying to think of something witty to say as i was pouring milk into my tea but i’d be awful tongue tied and useless talking to a bird i fancied. The next thing a fella i work with and would be pally with came in and started shouting at me from a few feet away and called me a “cocksucker”. Don’t think she heard the comment but anyway i was delighted to have a chance to banter away with someone in front of her with my Limerick accent, which will no doubt have made me seem even more mysterious and different and increased my attractiveness to her even more.

Now i will need the assistance of some of the lotharios/ladies men on here like Thrawneen or Farmer on tips on how to seal the deal.

Ask her for a jump start tomorrow.

[carryharry]

Have a pack of these in hand and she will be putty in your Limerick paws pal

http://www.weddingfavoursinvitations.com/500_500_csupload_30582683.jpg?u=400575025

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Dunoh, you should find out when that departments Christmas night out is and you should conveniently happen to run into them that night.

[The_Dunph]

@chewy louie

Dunoh, you should find out when that departments Christmas night out is and you should conveniently happen to run into them that night.

Very good.

[Bisto]

@The Dunph

There’s a bird that works in the same building as me and we’d always be giving each other the eye, been going on a few weeks maybe months now. I would love a hop off her. She looks a real classy sort, dressing up nice and prim and proper every day. The only thing is we are in totally different departments and our departments would never ever deal with each other, i’d have no way of communicating with her on a work level.

The only hope is we’d share a canteen/kitchen area alright and as it happened i was in there today making myself a nice cup of tea when she walks up and stands beside me to make tea herself. I was trying to think of something witty to say as i was pouring milk into my tea but i’d be awful tongue tied and useless talking to a bird i fancied. The next thing a fella i work with and would be pally with came in and started shouting at me from a few feet away and called me a “cocksucker”. Don’t think she heard the comment but anyway i was delighted to have a chance to banter away with someone in front of her with my Limerick accent, which will no doubt have made me seem even more mysterious and different and increased my attractiveness to her even more.

Now i will need the assistance of some of the lotharios/ladies men on here like Thrawneen or Farmer on tips on how to seal the deal.

if she´s as classy as you say then you don´t want to meet her in the canteen judging by the amount of shit you eat…and don´t ruin her designer office suit by trying to talk to her with your mouth full with fried egg,chili con carne and mars bar…

[The_Dunph]

@scumpot

if she´s as classy as you say then you don´t want to meet her in the canteen judging by the amount of shit you eat…and don´t ruin her designer office suit by trying to talk to her with your mouth full with fried egg,chili con carne and mars bar…

:lol:

[cowpat]

@The Dunph

There’s a bird that works in the same building as me and we’d always be giving each other the eye, been going on a few weeks maybe months now. I would love a hop off her. She looks a real classy sort, dressing up nice and prim and proper every day. The only thing is we are in totally different departments and our departments would never ever deal with each other, i’d have no way of communicating with her on a work level.

and then you woke up with a horn!!