Find an opportunity to say “thirty-three and a third” in her presence, mate. When she’s stopped laughing at that, say “potato” in a faux Oirish accent. Then when she laughs at that and mimics you, go all serious for a minute and ask her is she laughing at the Irish potato holocaust? Then when she goes pale and apologises say “gotcha”. Then when she’s on the backfoot with the relief of not insulting the Irish nation tell her she can kiss you on the cheek by way of compensation, pointing to your cheek in a mischievous manner. When she goes in for the kiss, whip your face round and kiss her cheekily on the lips. Draw back lick your lips and thoughtfully say “Yum vanilla”. Then tell her she’s allowed to buy you dinner later.
I just saw her in the kitchen there now a few minutes ago as i was making myself a nice hot cup of tea. She was sat at a table reading a magazine and was fairly horsing down some sort of cake or bun. :wub:
Next time you are interacting with her Dunph, ask her about her opinion on the game of Soggy Buscuit. If she has an opinion then your in business mate.
One of the lads I socialise with over here spent a night wandering around asking random woman did they like anal. He was quite surprised as to how responsive English women were to the question and only got slapped twice for his troubles
