You need to try and grab her attention in those situations. Maybe cough loudly or burp and when she looks up smile and politely excuse yourself. Then to spark up a conversation tell her about a nasty cough you have or your digestion problems. You could then go on to tell her of your passion for food. She will be like putty in your hands
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Chewy where girls who slapped him not English? 
Mate, the timing is essential here stand about 3 feet back from the door of the womens shitter, wait for her exit, as she walks out of the door wait until her furthest leg from you hits the floor and then nail her from the side with a shoulder.
You’ll put her through the partiton wall.
This works like a charm, thanks SS** 
Cheers mate but you have to take some of the credit yourself for having the chutzpah to execute this plan effectively. 
I didm’t use the Vanilla bit but the rest went exceedingly well
I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw…a beautiful woman…bathing herself…but she was crying…
Ken Adams
Wasn’t Larry Murphy in Barcelona recently, is he the culprit I wonder…
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Dunph, did you give that female lustbucket a good lash of your wagtail yet?
Girls are a bunch of fucking cunts. They ruin your life
Can’t agree with that buddy, the right girl can enrich & enhance a mans life.
Keep looking trooper.
Jesus no wonder you’re single. Misogyny is not an attractive trait in a man.
I’ve found the woman of my dreams and life couldnt be better. I’m walking on air every day, with a pep in my step and twinkle in my eye.
Women are great.*
*except …during sporting events or televised sporting events, preventing me watching sporting or televised sporting events, when in a queue, making me watch x factor, and when they squelch.
This thread should be locked until there are more highjinks from jugs.
They will tell you one thing, and when you least expect it, they will rip out your heart and your guts!!! You live day to day wondering will this be your last with them!!!
I’m going on a bender today, and watch the papers in the morning. I’ll either be brought up for GBH or a murder spree on the mean streets of Limerick…
:o :o :o
one way of getting over women problems I guess
How do you get a gay to have sex with a woman?
Shit in her cunt.