:lol: Jimmy Carrs finest.
I’d agree with MBB. Once upon a time when you saw this thread bumped you knew it was going to be something good.
Just walked in on my housemate below in the living room getting fresh with a young woman he met on an internet dating site. I had to go through the living room to get to the kitchen where i was going to get myself a cup of tea and two Cadbury’s mini rolls. They never heard me until i was right beside them as the tv was loud and the washing machine was on in the kitchen. He was sort of leaning across her kissing her and she was leaning back on the couch, it looked a bit of a mess the way they were going at it tbh. Both had their eyes closed. She hopped up and made a noise when she saw me, probably because she liked the look of what she saw more than the four eyes who was fondling and ogling her. His glasses were all fogged up a bit like Millhouse out of the Simpsons. I got my snacks anyway and when i came back through they had left the house, think she might have done a runner with the mortification of it all.
Was she nice looking? He sounds like a creep.
No i would describe her as plain. Wouldn’t be my type anyway. Very skinny girl and wouldn’t stick out in a crowd.
No photo?
No strange bird leaves our home without the obligatory photo being taken as proof.
Were you not in a suggestive mood Dunph?
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No photo?
No strange bird leaves our home without the obligatory photo being taken as proof.[/quote]
Freaks
Why so? :rolleyes:
If one of the boys comes a bragging without proof then he aint getting 
The boys?
Ya The Dunph is gona stroll into the sitting room, “excuse me there buddy, I need a picture of your new bird to show all my Internet mates”
Are you MBB’s new apprentice by any chance?
Dunph, we all know you need your mini roll fix of an evening, but might you not have considered backing off quietly and waiting 20 mins to give them a chance to vacate the room before barging in?
Fuck off.
Tetchy.
I’m sure it wasnt your intention Dunph, but that sentence makes you sound like some utter pervert standing there watching them going at it.
But I’m sure thats not what it was like at all… :ph34r:
Yes, i have far more male friends than female.
Has there ever been any women posting here by the way?
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Yes, i am far more male friends than female.
Has there ever been any women posting here by the way?[/quote]
Cailinlochgarman, Mairegangaire, Tiger, Allchangeplease, The Brisbane Lion, Turenne and Sledgehammer are a few of our sizable female contingent. And Mrs Rocko of course.
[quote=“Mac, post: 357783”] Turenne and Sledgehammer [/quote] :o … :strokechin:
Operations involved?
The Dunph is some cunt for ruining his housemates chance of a ride. Your rolls could have waited until your man blew his load… you then could have steamed in when her knickers were around her ankles and really made them uncomfortable.
Tend to agree. Chance well and truly gone now though.
Dunph how do you know she was from the internet? Didn’t they fuck off out the door while you were getting your tea, did yet man tell you in advance of his plans or what?