What kinda things mac?
Is it a French one or shoe polish or what?
Ah, now I get it. Nicely played mac. You sonofabitch!
She’s been away in the sun for the last week with some pals. The previous week she left her house and is staying with a friend. I helped with the move by doing all the heavy lifting etc.
She gets in at midnight tonight.
I’ve been working like a bollox lately and fancied a night on the raz tonight. She rings from the airport in Spain. “I want to see you tomorrow, it’s been two weeks”.
“Yeah, me too…but I was gonna go into town and let off some steam…let’s wait till Monday”.
“Can you not just lay off the beer enough so you’ll be in a fit state to see me, or something?”
“It’s not that, it’s just I fancy a big night out, and I don’t want to be hungover and in shitty humour when you come over”
“But what about what I want?”
Long story short, I’m staying in watching Smiths videos.
Fuck relationships. Pain in the fucking hole and all women are the same after a while.
You’ve changed man, you’ve changed.
But he is sure to get a hot ride,so in essence change is GOOD.
[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 848867, member: 129”]She’s been away in the sun for the last week with some pals. The previous week she left her house and is staying with a friend. I helped with the move by doing all the heavy lifting etc.
She gets in at midnight tonight.
I’ve been working like a bollox lately and fancied a night on the raz tonight. She rings from the airport in Spain. “I want to see you tomorrow, it’s been two weeks”.
“Yeah, me too…but I was gonna go into town and let off some steam…let’s wait till Monday”.
“Can you not just lay off the beer enough so you’ll be in a fit state to see me, or something?”
“It’s not that, it’s just I fancy a big night out, and I don’t want to be hungover and in shitty humour when you come over”
“But what about what I want?”
Long story short, I’m staying in watching Smiths videos.
Fuck relationships. Pain in the fucking hole and all women are the same after a while.[/quote]
I can identify with the above statement but I’d rather not comment at this juncture.
Thraw…they’re all fuckin mental!
Thrawneen is whipped?! 
Not quite whipped. But I can’t be doing with a hangover and an angry, horny woman all in the one day.
The angry horny part sounds great though, you should just pretend to be hungover so you can take advantage of that.
Yeah. But on the plus side, you’re sitting in, a bit pissed off and she’s coming home horny and appreciative. You’ll have some crazy riding tonight.
Aye but I’m pissed off. I gave in. I didn’t go out. The powerplay swings in her favour. I hate this shit. And she won’t be over until tomorrow.
Fuck it, if Southampton hadn’t of scored that equaliser I’d probably be happy enough with it all.
On a serious note, I’m not sure I can do with having a kid 75km away and a needy woman. And if I had to choose, I’m choosing the lad who was hurling away like fuck today with me.
[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 848900, member: 129”]the lad who was hurling away like fuck today with me.[/quote] 
[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 848900, member: 129”]
On a serious note, I’m not sure I can do with having a kid 75km away and a needy woman. And if I had to choose, I’m choosing the lad who was hurling away like fuck today with me.[/quote]
Blood is thicker than water Thraw.
[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 848900, member: 129”]Aye but I’m pissed off. I gave in. I didn’t go out. The powerplay swings in her favour. I hate this shit. And she won’t be over until tomorrow.
Fuck it, if Southampton hadn’t of scored that equaliser I’d probably be happy enough with it all.
On a serious note, I’m not sure I can do with having a kid 75km away and a needy woman. And if I had to choose, I’m choosing the lad who was hurling away like fuck today with me.[/quote]
Blood is thicker than green smoothies
[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 848900, member: 129”]Aye but I’m pissed off. I gave in. I didn’t go out. The powerplay swings in her favour. I hate this shit. And she won’t be over until tomorrow.
Fuck it, if Southampton hadn’t of scored that equaliser I’d probably be happy enough with it all.
On a serious note, I’m not sure I can do with having a kid 75km away and a needy woman. And if I had to choose, I’m choosing the lad who was hurling away like fuck today with me.[/quote]
You need to grow up, mate. You’ve blown up a situation here just to create faux outrage and for your lady to be fawning all over you because you give up so much for her and the relationship. It’s most likely an avoidance thing, having not seen her in two weeks you probably missed each other, but instead of checking in with your emotions you’ve gone away and tried to create a barrier so as not to deal with your emotions…
[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 848900, member: 129”]Aye but I’m pissed off. I gave in. I didn’t go out. The powerplay swings in her favour. I hate this shit. And she won’t be over until tomorrow.
Fuck it, if Southampton hadn’t of scored that equaliser I’d probably be happy enough with it all.
On a serious note, I’m not sure I can do with having a kid 75km away and a needy woman. And if I had to choose, I’m choosing the lad who was hurling away like fuck today with me.[/quote]
Blood is thicker when you have a high cholesterol.
Should have out for a few drinks anyway. None of her business
Lads, I used to go with a nice girl for about a year. Twas all a lot of fun and it ended when it should’ve. She was a fucking demon in the sack though and I have many happy memories. Anyway, long story short, she left a lovely black silk nightie in my house just before it ended and it ended up going into storage down at my parents gaff. Now that they have moved gaffs there’s a lot less storage and I don’t know what to do with the thing.
It brings back many happy memories, but I feel like Ted Bundy.
Please advise. Bin or keep it forever at the back of one of the wardrobes. Or send it back to her.