Is she a Lady GaGa type??
Cook her dinner, some wine, dvd…will lead to sex defo. Arrange dinner for about nine, by the time the dvd is over will be too late for her to go home anyway.
Also dont eat too much, you dont want to let one rip, dutch oven style on the first night.
Cooking dinner at home is definitely the value, should get her knickers off no bother
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Fuck all that dinner shite. Have never done it when meeting a bird.[/quote]
I’d say it’s unnessecary as well. Once she’s agreed to the date she’s up for it anyway. Why give yourself a chance to fuck up? Once the plan gets too complex everything can go wrong. That’s one thing I learned in Nam.
Yeah but you have to cook.
Jesus you bog trotters just don’t get it
*shakes head
Exactly. You just need your rifle and some ammo. You don’t need elaborate rope bridges or boyscout signs made out of sticks.
You need counselling SS** 
While the old maxim of all women being prostitutes with different prices may be true, she’s hardly as cheap as the one in Nam either…
[quote=“Sledgehammer”]Jesus you bog trotters just don’t get it
*shakes head[/quote]
Cooking dinner is brilliant - she’s only bout 20 feet from your bed once you get her in the door. Bit of wine, music and bullshit will get her up the stairs.
Bloody right. That Wexford footballer wouldn’t give you much chance of pulling a bird if you don’t even have one speciality dish.
[quote=“Sledgehammer”]Jesus you bog trotters just don’t get it
*shakes head[/quote]
Listen there’s so many ways you can fuck by cooking dinner. She might not like the food, your housemates could be there just generally fucking things up. I mean what the fuck do you do during a dvd but just stare at a tv for 2 hours. Then what? Just drop the hand? It also involves that your house* must be somewhat clean.
At least if you head to the local you can have a few pints, throw the vodkas into her and hey presto in 3 hours later you’re hailing a cab back for a bit of heavy petting.
*Your bedroom should be tidy no matter what the circumstances before meeting a lady.
Cooking’s not a terrible idea. It’s just a bit too eager for my liking. Would James Bond cook a meal? Would he fuck.
Fucks sake, chicken fajitas shouldnt be too hard to cook for any mong.
if ya ask me things can go a lot more wrong in the boozer. Either party could make a show of themselves, its pretty obvious your on a date to every other person in the pub, awkward silences etc etc PLUS you still have to get her back to your gaff. Why not cut all that out and get her in the door from the start and save ya money at the same time. Its a winner all the way. Housemates can get lost for one night.
It’s very easy ace a dinner though. Prosciutto e melon for starters (can be prepared hours in advance) followed by fillet of beef served with creamy garlic potatoes (simply done) and some class of fresh veg on the side. Dessert, fresh fruit salad.
This might be a bit elaborate if it’s just a slag though.
[quote=“SHANNONSIDER**”]It’s very easy ace a dinner though. Prosciutto e melon for starters (can be prepared hours in advance) followed by fillet of beef served with creamy garlic potatoes (simply done) and some class of fresh veg on the side. Dessert, fresh fruit salad.
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sounds like a wedding menu SS, you don’t want to be giving her ideas
[quote=“SHANNONSIDER**”]It’s very easy ace a dinner though. Prosciutto e melon for starters (can be prepared hours in advance) followed by fillet of beef served with creamy garlic potatoes (simply done) and some class of fresh veg on the side. Dessert, fresh fruit salad.
This might be a bit elaborate if it’s just a slag though.[/quote]
Garlic?
[quote=“SHANNONSIDER**”]It’s very easy ace a dinner though. Prosciutto e melon for starters (can be prepared hours in advance) followed by fillet of beef served with creamy garlic potatoes (simply done) and some class of fresh veg on the side. Dessert, fresh fruit salad.
This might be a bit elaborate if it’s just a slag though.[/quote]
My thoughts too. Prawn cocktail is simple too as is mozzerella with some cherry tomatoes and red onions. Yum
chicken in pesto sauce, jobs a good un
Yeah fresh fruit is far too elaborate.
If you’re still genuinely looking for an ideal eatery for the date though, the Spanish tapas option is ideal Not a proper dinner so fairly casual, very affordable but fancy enough not to make you appear like a scabby cunt. Get the caraffes of wine so you get away with plying with plenty without keeping track so much:thumbsup:
I suggest The Port House on South William Street, its a dark joint too so you have to look at each other’s ugly mugs in harsh light. Food is better than its Temple Bar sister branch Bar Pintxo too.
Just to clarify, my mate’s had this bird back a couple of times already. He just needs to push this firmly into tap in territory. Hence, he’s making the gesture of taking her out for a bite to eat. He’s not going to go anywhere flash, as I say, but he’ll probably get kudos for it all the same. She’ll be happy enough that he made an effort and he can live off that for a while.
He genuinely reckons this token night out will help bring things to a stage where he can text her on and off to keep her sweet, then just go out and have a laugh with his mates, text her late enough in the night and arrange to meet her on the way home to nail her.
Once the tap in is firmly set up, then it’s simply a matter of prolonging it for as long as possible before the bird cops he’s after nothing but a guaranteed herbie hide. Some can last for a year, others only a few weeks - each individual tap in licence can expire at any time. That’s why it’s imperative to have at least two at any one time.