Really? o_O
I’ve enjoyed it on occasion. It becomes very pedestrian and a chore all too quickly though. A bit like driving really. When you first start as a 17 or 32 year old it’s exhilarating and exciting, however, it quickly becomes boring and merely a job to be done. Then the only time it gets interesting again is if you get a new car.
Is she a bit simple or something puke? Would you not at least read the menu to her first
it wasn’t me, pal. A good friend of mine who has spent the past five years in the States was home with his lady friend and did this in my company. I found it quite amusing, was wondering does anyone do it.
Is it a case of ordering her the salad because she would only order the burger and she shouldn’t be doing that?
Oh right Ted
no she is a vegetarian and it was funny to listen to him and his twang order the food in such a deadpan matter and tell the waiter more than once “absolutely no meat”. She seemed happy about it anyway
They both seem like utter dickheads anyway, mate.
She might have told him what she wanted and got him to order it, he would have more authority when ordering
So she only takes meat in the bedroom?
So your good friend is a cunt. This is not surprising news.
You wasted a couple of hours of your life with these gimps?
it was actually a very entertaining evening with many fine yarns being told
A mate’s fiancée orders for him as there have been 3 separate social occasions for her that have been ruined by his gastric reaction. She’s just sort of cutting up his meat for him.
[QUOTE=“Colin Montgomerie, post: 1062887, member: 9”]Your poetry is really shit.
You come across as a needy tit.[/QUOTE]
I agree with the tit bit, but sin’ all poetry or writing or even us on here slightly needy? As in we or whoever is in need of expressing themselves in whatever way or thru whatever medium.
Not a lot wrong with it really. It might be shit, and he is a gobshite, but I admire the balls.
Jesus H fucking Christ.
Fuck off back to 1932 where you came from.
Ordering food for a woman might be a bit off but women like a decision maker/dominance.
A real Alpha never orders anything from a menu - always off menu.
You have to know for yourself how that manifests itself in your relationship or budding relationship but the simplest way is to make a plan and tell them plan made and don’t go inviting suggestions.
That’s free advice @Il Bomber Destro
That’s free advice @Il Bomber Destro