Or if your car gets a surprise pimp my ride. A slutty Santa outfit for instance.
[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1062996, member: 2272”]How old is she?
Lot of lads seem to get mugged off baby wise with women in their thirties getting pregnant “accidentally”
I am counting down the days until @Il Bomber Destro is posting baby news[/QUOTE]
It will be the bomber sabotaging the johnnys to trap the woman though by the fucking sounds of it
the asexual cunt.
Youl have to expand on this? What sort of gastric reaction!
It’ll be bomber up in court for stalking some poor women. Writing her a poem then breaking into her house to daub it on the walls in his own blood. To show her his love.
With a trail of evidence on here of his looking for advice on what to write with his blood
Like the lad who shot Ronald Reagan.
Did it to impress Jodie Foster.
[SIZE=3][QUOTE=“Juhniallio, post: 1063540, member: 53”]It’ll be bomber up in court for stalking some poor women. Writing her a poem then breaking into her house to daub it on the walls in his own blood. To show her his love.[/QUOTE][/SIZE]
My recent romantic heartbreaks have turned me into an emo.
On the plus side at least he won’t have to spend over 3 grand to stalk her.
[QUOTE=“Il Bomber Destro, post: 1063634, member: 2533”]
My recent romantic heartbreaks have turned me into an emo.[/QUOTE]
AKA a ‘‘fannyboy’’.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Emo
After three dates.
The sugar rush can heighten a person’s emotions.
[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1063629, member: 24”]Like the lad who shot Ronald Reagan.
Did it to impress Jodie Foster.[/QUOTE]
Ah well, if only hed known she was a ferocious rug muncher and that he had no chance
His insides don’t react too well to garlic. Spent an hour on the pot at her mate’s house party and 3 days in bed on their first week long holiday and not in a good way either!
She’ll take the menu and say “You can have that, you can’t have that…” as he sits there like a ten year old boy.
[QUOTE=“Spidey, post: 1063691, member: 289”]His insides don’t react too well to garlic. Spent an hour on the pot at her mate’s house party and 3 days in bed on their first week long holiday and not in a good way either!
She’ll take the menu and say “You can have that, you can’t have that…” as he sits there like a ten year old boy.[/QUOTE]
Maybe if this had been made known earlier we would have given that big roaster @Mac an easier time of it.
Garlic is gorgeous.
[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1063422, member: 2272”]Ordering food for a woman might be a bit off but women like a decision maker/dominance.
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is there anything you don’t have a blanket formula for ?..
[QUOTE=“scumpot, post: 1063723, member: 182”]
is there anything you don’t have a blanket formula for ?..[/QUOTE]
People are not unique. All same needs, wants etc. General formulae generally apply.
if only it was all that simple…
[QUOTE=“Spidey, post: 1063691, member: 289”]His insides don’t react too well to garlic. Spent an hour on the pot at her mate’s house party and 3 days in bed on their first week long holiday and not in a good way either!
She’ll take the menu and say “You can have that, you can’t have that…” as he sits there like a ten year old boy.[/QUOTE]
Can he not read? How does he get on at lunchtime or does she meet him for lunch everyday? He sounds like a bit of a fanny.