Girls

Or if your car gets a surprise pimp my ride. A slutty Santa outfit for instance.

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1062996, member: 2272”]How old is she?

Lot of lads seem to get mugged off baby wise with women in their thirties getting pregnant “accidentally”

I am counting down the days until @Il Bomber Destro is posting baby news[/QUOTE]

It will be the bomber sabotaging the johnnys to trap the woman though by the fucking sounds of it

:smiley: the asexual cunt.

Youl have to expand on this? What sort of gastric reaction!

It’ll be bomber up in court for stalking some poor women. Writing her a poem then breaking into her house to daub it on the walls in his own blood. To show her his love.

With a trail of evidence on here of his looking for advice on what to write with his blood

Like the lad who shot Ronald Reagan.

Did it to impress Jodie Foster.

[SIZE=3][QUOTE=“Juhniallio, post: 1063540, member: 53”]It’ll be bomber up in court for stalking some poor women. Writing her a poem then breaking into her house to daub it on the walls in his own blood. To show her his love.[/QUOTE][/SIZE]

My recent romantic heartbreaks have turned me into an emo.

On the plus side at least he won’t have to spend over 3 grand to stalk her.

[QUOTE=“Il Bomber Destro, post: 1063634, member: 2533”]

My recent romantic heartbreaks have turned me into an emo.[/QUOTE]
AKA a ‘‘fannyboy’’.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Emo

After three dates.

The sugar rush can heighten a person’s emotions.

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1063629, member: 24”]Like the lad who shot Ronald Reagan.

Did it to impress Jodie Foster.[/QUOTE]
Ah well, if only hed known she was a ferocious rug muncher and that he had no chance

His insides don’t react too well to garlic. Spent an hour on the pot at her mate’s house party and 3 days in bed on their first week long holiday and not in a good way either!

She’ll take the menu and say “You can have that, you can’t have that…” as he sits there like a ten year old boy.

[QUOTE=“Spidey, post: 1063691, member: 289”]His insides don’t react too well to garlic. Spent an hour on the pot at her mate’s house party and 3 days in bed on their first week long holiday and not in a good way either!

She’ll take the menu and say “You can have that, you can’t have that…” as he sits there like a ten year old boy.[/QUOTE]

Maybe if this had been made known earlier we would have given that big roaster @Mac an easier time of it.

Garlic is gorgeous.

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1063422, member: 2272”]Ordering food for a woman might be a bit off but women like a decision maker/dominance.
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:slight_smile:
is there anything you don’t have a blanket formula for ?..

[QUOTE=“scumpot, post: 1063723, member: 182”]:slight_smile:
is there anything you don’t have a blanket formula for ?..[/QUOTE]
People are not unique. All same needs, wants etc. General formulae generally apply.

if only it was all that simple… :smiley:

[QUOTE=“Spidey, post: 1063691, member: 289”]His insides don’t react too well to garlic. Spent an hour on the pot at her mate’s house party and 3 days in bed on their first week long holiday and not in a good way either!

She’ll take the menu and say “You can have that, you can’t have that…” as he sits there like a ten year old boy.[/QUOTE]
Can he not read? How does he get on at lunchtime or does she meet him for lunch everyday? He sounds like a bit of a fanny.